Docs

Refers to software documentation or documents. Many ignorant computer users don't bother to read software docs.

Ignorant Bastard: How do I install this program?

Angry Programmer: Read the docs!

by Anonymous August 9, 2003

AJ's DOASE

When you are listening to the radio and the host speaks the exact same word that you just simultaneously read on a street sign or billboard while driving. This is called AJ's Displaced Optical Audio Synchro Event. Or AJ's DOASE (proncd Dose).

Radio Host: He really needs to work on his mechanics to improve.
Me: Holy crap, I was just reading a sign for 'Mechanics Street Next Left' at the exact same moment he said Mechanics. I think I just had AJ's DOASE

by SAB1179 June 21, 2011

doast

a combination of dead + meat + toast = doast

Game Master: The turbolift door opens and a bunch of chicks are standing there holding whips and chains and ready to attack you

Character 1 to group: We're doast!

by Vistor December 15, 2005

Royal docks community school

Coldest school in newham, a school that no one should ever mess with. Sexiest guys go to that school. The most active year’s are year 8’s and year 10’s. Mr Ross is one batty crease. The girls that go to that school are beautiful and the boys that go their are sooo dank

Richard-have you heard of royal docks community school?
James-yes and I mite have to move there still hella sexy girls

by Darkchocolatemodasocka December 17, 2018

Dorcas

someone who has too many dogs and is killed by voldemort personally

that's dorcas meadowes she had too many dogs and was killed by voldemort personally

by dorcasmeadowess February 1, 2017

Decasexual

A person who is attracted to ojects, males, females, hermaphrodites, animals, and all the five previously listed nouns but in 2 dimensions (animated or drawn).

Let's use Hillary Duff, who is evidently a decasexual, as an example:

She is a decasexual because enjoys indulging herself in sexual activity with Mariah Carey, George Bush, (I don't know any famous hermaphrodites), Lassy (the famous dog) and tables. She also gets aroused by Sailormoon, Peter Griffin, (I don't know any famous animated hermaphrodites), Pikachu and that sword that the Megazord uses in Powerangers.

by Herman Shultz April 22, 2006

Dogasm

The look on a dog's face when a scratch given by a person is so intense it's leg begins to spasm.

My god Fido's having one hell of a dogasm.

by Bofern November 27, 2012