dimplomat

A negotiator with cute facial features.

If you wanna favorably impress a gal but you aren't exactly "Prince Charming" in da looks department, having a dimplomat perform da introductory speaking for you might help considerably.

by QuacksO July 2, 2020

diplowmatic immunity

Statutes that protect snow plow operators from liability for damaging your property.

A snow plow took out my mailbox, but I couldn't sue the city thanks to diplowmatic immunity.

by very_clever_pseudonym October 8, 2021

driplomat

Someone whom you send to politely tell a building-owner dat he has a leak somewhere.

In da famous "boy with his finger in da dike" tale, said heroic youth would gladly have been a driplomat and run to courteously inform da townspeople dat da ocean-water was starting to leak through da wall, but he was afraid dat if da water was allowed to keep flowing through da eroded channel in da porous berm, said chink would grow too big and cause a disastrous flood before da villagers could get back to make repairs.

by QuacksO November 8, 2022

beer diplomacy

When two or more parties are in a dispute, and agree to solve their differences around containers of beer.

President Obama is the first Commander-in-Chief to use beer diplomacy to settle domestic disputes.

by Guido1 August 2, 2009

Twitter diplomacy

Managing international relations via the use of Twitter -- i.e. in 140 characters or less. Lately the preferred method of action from the President of the United States, Donald trump.

Here is an example of Twitter diplomacy: "Iran is playing with fire - they don't appreciate how "kind" President Obama was to them. Not me! "(@ReadDonaldTrump)- Twitter Feb 3, 2017. In response to Iran's ballistic missile test.

by GirlFroggie February 13, 2017

puppy diploma mill

Not to be confused with a shameless "doggie factory" that exacerbates the domestic-canine-overpopulation problem, this type of disgraceful also-valuing-wealth-over-public-welfare establishment merely prints up fake "emotional-support animal" or "therapy pet" certificates, so that you can have your waggy-tailed buddy accompany you anywhere you wish, even places with a "no pets allowed except service animals" rule.

In part one of the "Wishbone" episode, "Halloween Hound", Joe doesn't need the services of a puppy diploma mill to be allowed to have Wishbone come into Oakdale Sports and Games with him, since shop-owner Travis Del Rio assures Joe that he likes dogs.

by QuacksO January 27, 2020

Corona diploma

A diploma someone only got because their exams were during the 2020 COVID-19/ Coronavirus pandemic and thus couldn't do the exams because they were in Quarantine.

So Dave got his Corona diploma this morning, let's celebrate.

by FuckYouDion June 10, 2020