Diddy ride 

To thrust ones penis between a pair of breasts(Diddies)

Jane gave John a diddy ride.

Diddy ride by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

Diddy Dave 

A midget at work who thinks its clever to have a cup of coffee every half an hour. Originally he had one every hour but when a colleague commented on his high caffeine intake he instantly decided to double it, desperately clutching at the opportunity to be thought of as something other than the office short arse.

Tracey: Ooh look Dave's going for another coffee. He's addicted.

Diddy Dave's thoughts: Great! If I carry on like this for a few years they'll all think of me as the hilarious coffee guy instead of the short-arsed loser I really am.

Diddy Dave by Supernatural England August 12, 2009

Diddy Wire 

Diddy wire is a thing of most little boys childhoods. Its were one rub's garden wire/chicken wire between their hands and it feels like a boob.

Ohhhhhh, give me a go at your diddy wire.

Diddy Wire by nic915 May 3, 2011

diddy dit 

someone who is really stupid when it comes to being normal, when it comes to having common sense, or when it comes to realizing you need to shut up.

Nadine: Jordan wasn't that test like rigged!

Jordan: No. she curved the grade, thats why ur score was bad.

Nadine: GOD! Don't be such a diddy dit

diddy dit by kittycatxol1 January 27, 2010

Diddy Dong 

Another word for Dick, penis or weiner

He got a small diddy dong. I've seen it

Diddy Dong by TheDiddyDong69 January 6, 2019

diddy rizz 

The lack of any rizz within a person

Person 1: That person has no rizz

Person 2: They got that diddy rizz

diddy rizz by NichtSmaragt January 28, 2023

Diddy Piss 

A mixed alcoholic beverage consisting of Ciroc ultra premium vodka mixed with grapefruit soda (Squirt, Wink, etc). The name originates from P.Diddy, who is Ciroc vodka's celebrity endorser.

"Yo playboy, you know Ima need a tall glass of Diddy Piss when I'm lampin on the yacht with two white bitches in the Mediterranean"

Diddy Piss by Jameson H. April 30, 2009