diddle bag

When someone ejaculates into a plastic grocery bag.

The amount of noise the diddle bag created woke everyone else up in the room.

by JFR16 March 24, 2017

Diddle boy

The master of diddling. He could diddle you at any moment and you wouldn't even realize. Can never be diddled.

N: I'm going to diddle you tonight, im the diddle boy.

by Jackxaniels December 26, 2017

diddle your skittle

Playing with one's cooch

Don't diddle your skittle on aisle 4

by Cosby2017 February 6, 2018

Diddle the pooter

1)A form of playing with the anatomy of a vagina that arouses sensual and sexual feelings and pleasures.
2)What a guy wants to do when he reaches his hands down your draws.
3)Redneckology for fingering or dick teasing a pussy.

1)"So I took her home and diddled her pooter but I didn't make it to home plate."
2)"Girl you know that brother only wants to diddle the pooter"
3)"Dang, there's only one thing that look on a woman could mean.... He diddled the pooter and turned out to be a one-pump chump."

by Bird Dog December 11, 2006

diddle fuck

verb. To fuck around, to get nothing accomplished or take an unreasonably long time to get something done.

When the light turned green, the drivers in front of Mike played diddle fuck, and he was unable to get through before it turned red again.

by dont diddle-fuck in traffic December 30, 2007

diddle breath

The smell of your breath after giving head.

"oh brooo, i totally got diddle breath right now"

by Krina May 24, 2008

diddle-doo

n. Someone who locks their friends out of their room, whether because they are busy doing work or otherwise.

Ever since he had to write all those papers for art history, Devin has really turned into a diddle-doo.

by (Kolya) May 8, 2008