diddle kids

Something Frank does NOT do!

Frank: Do not diddle kids. It's no good diddling kids. I wouldn't do it with anybody younger than my daughter. No little kids, gotta be big. Younger than my wife, older than my daughter.

by Someone other than you. April 18, 2017

Snigger Diddle

When your friend is sad and you wiggle your finger between his butt cheeks to cheer him/her up.

Xavier's girlfriend broke up with him so i gave him the ol' snigger diddle.

by BigFireyAnus777777 November 23, 2013

diddle-wiff

When you finger a woman, then proceed to rub your fingers under a friends nose

John just diddle-wiffed me and now my nose smells of vagina

by Kcasllab October 04, 2010

brain diddle

When you're brain begins to wander off and alert you.

Michael: so why did you comment me?
Jazmine: oh i had a brain diddle

Tony: is it ok if i say hi to her?
Jazmine: well did you get a brain diddle?

Sara: did you get all of that?
Jazmine: wait i'm getting a brain diddle.

by jaaaazrose March 01, 2009

diddle

On guys it is the front part of the underarm used in conjuction with the arm and torso to form a pillow for other people to make them feel safe and comforted.

While they were lying on the grass, she fell asleep in his diddle.

by Hirsch April 30, 2006

Widdle Diddle

A name for a Mauritian girl who has an amazing smile and big beautiful eyes. If you find one of these, never mess up as they are very rare!

1. Wooooow! Widdle Diddle...you are amazing!

2. You are so amazing, you must be a Widdle Diddle!

by Mikcakes Luvin' October 29, 2010

j-diddles

the art of performing a rusty trumpet while being extremely gullable. may result in a cut lip

michael: i was practising trumpet last night
vinny: you mean you were j-diddles?
machael: ... yes

by urgurg May 15, 2009