Dictater

A potato carved to resemble a penis and used for sexual pleasure.

The foreign exchange student from Russia always bought potatoes to make dictaters until she started dating.

by Myownworstenemy May 15, 2016

Dicktato

1. A penis that is shaped oddly like a potato

2. When someone doesn't clearly tell you what to do properly so you humourlessly say that it was so unclear that you accidentally got your dick stuck in a potato

1: Girl 1: Did you sleep with Andy last night?
Girl 2: Yeah but he had a dicktato
Girl 1: I knew it!

2: Guy 1: So you gotta go around the corner and walk a bit and then turn and you're there
Guy 2: Instructions not clear; Dick stuck in potato

by Phone obsessed teen January 17, 2017

DickTaste

When someone constantly brags about getting laid, but never does and gets laughed about for years and years

'Dude i smashed Ashley so hard last night'

'Michael we all know you never did, stop acting like a DickTaste'

by L33gitFuk3ry April 1, 2017

Dictate

A Impire of ruthless proportions when it's comes to women.

That Dictate is a Pimpire Impire...ya heard.

by Pre-Oxford April 24, 2017

dicktuated

When you have sex with someone and its so good they quit their job and don't want to leave. Cant wait to have sex with you again and continue to be around to make sure they don't miss any opportunity to do so.

Jessica is so dicktuated with Steve-O she even quit her job

by virgin nightmare September 21, 2017

Dicktator

A person who demands absolute control and respect while giving none. Claims they are the only one doing something while others do. When confronted about their behavior, they will claim they misspoke, but never actually apologize until forced to. Will make constant excuses.

Avi is such a dicktator! We aren't even allowed to have lives!

by FearTheTiny January 22, 2018

Dicktators

People who come up with words for Urban Dictionary

Person 1: Who even comes up with this bullshit anyway?
Person 2: the Dicktators, who submit to Urban Dictionary

by NNiicckk January 23, 2018