A quasi legal but technologically illiterate attempt to blame embarrassing or incriminating social media or blogging activity on 'hacking' by a sophisticated, imaginary third party. E.g:
“I learned that an unknown, external party accessed and manipulated material from my now-defunct blog, The Reid Report, to include offensive and hateful references that are fabricated and run counter to my personal beliefs and ideology,”
“I learned that an unknown, external party accessed and manipulated material from my now-defunct blog, The Reid Report, to include offensive and hateful references that are fabricated and run counter to my personal beliefs and ideology,”
A: hey so as you know I'm totally stoked about running for office this fall but it turns out some random guy 'hacked' my Facebook and posted a bunch of racist shit like 5 years ago but I only just noticed now.
B: ok but that seems kind of implausible so did that actually happen or are you just Joy Reid defense'ing me right now?
A: ...
B: ok but that seems kind of implausible so did that actually happen or are you just Joy Reid defense'ing me right now?
A: ...
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Get the Joy Reid defense mug.When faced with an irrefutable point, start talking out of your ass and when your opponent attempts to call you out on it say "let me finish" and then when it's their turn to talk yell over them until the show goes to commercial.
Some Guy: Bill, last week on your show you said that Britney Spears was a ruthless whore, and yet you defend Sarah Palin's daughter
*Bill employs the Bill O'Reily Defense*
Bill: Well that is absolutely taking things out of context and these two things are in no way related to each other at all and I for one am appalled that you'd resort to such trivial things like taking what I said last week and relating it to what I am saying this week
Some Guy: well actually that's-
Bill O'Reily: let me finish. so you need to take a look in the mirror and stop making such wild claims like what you've just said.
Some Guy: What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Bill O'Reily during the above statement: HAOIUSDFHOIASHFOIJWAEPOIFHASOIDFHAOISDHFOPIASJHDFPOIJABOIJFDOIAHBJFDPVOIAJDFIOJ
cut to commercial
*Bill employs the Bill O'Reily Defense*
Bill: Well that is absolutely taking things out of context and these two things are in no way related to each other at all and I for one am appalled that you'd resort to such trivial things like taking what I said last week and relating it to what I am saying this week
Some Guy: well actually that's-
Bill O'Reily: let me finish. so you need to take a look in the mirror and stop making such wild claims like what you've just said.
Some Guy: What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Bill O'Reily during the above statement: HAOIUSDFHOIASHFOIJWAEPOIFHASOIDFHAOISDHFOPIASJHDFPOIJABOIJFDOIAHBJFDPVOIAJDFIOJ
cut to commercial
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