Olympic Decision

A decision of great importance that, nonetheless, gets delayed until the last reasonable moment.

Shinzo Abe, Prime Minister of Japan, finally made the Olympic Decision to postpone the games until after the global pandemic.

by 1ijk April 23, 2020

Alarm Clock Decision

A decision to do something or go somewhere that you won't make until the day it happens. Coined by talk radio host Mark Belling on February 12, 2020.

Am I going out of town tomorrow? It will be an alarm clock decision.

by drbeagle February 24, 2020

The Decision of fates

Will you take the red pill and instantly obtain $100,000,000 or the blue pill that’s yummy and tastes like blueberry. One will give you comfort, and the other will give you adventure and new opportunities. This choice will decide your fate as a human being.

Oh I see you’re awake. I will ask you now to take the decision of fates. Choose wisely.

by Hensolo1125 September 28, 2020

Cowboy Decision

A brave, bold and sometimes reckless judgement call.

I pulled a cowboy decision and texted her a picture of my limp dick.

by Kahuna77 March 24, 2017

decision deficient

When you can never make a decision, even if miniscule.

"what do you want to eat" -person1
"i dont know" -person2
"you NEVER KNOW" -person1
"i am decision deficient" -person2
"i have realized" -person1

by thehomepantry November 30, 2017

Un decisive swine

A dumb ass who knows nothing and lives under a rock also has no knowledge what so ever

Bob-how do we eat

Person-your a un decisive swine your so dumb

by Busterrox February 19, 2018

Leaving FGAPI was the best decision of my life

Meme used in FGAPI Discord Server

X: "Leaving FGAPI was the best decision of my life"
Y: "I agree"

by Ocapa hacker September 27, 2021