Bro 1: Bro I was taking cranky shit and done danish dippered myself!
Bro 2: Aw man I hate when that happens!
Bro 2: Aw man I hate when that happens!
by TylerGrape January 27, 2023
She was laying on her side when I blew my load, so I aimed for her ear and served up a cheese danish
by Sherf Turlet December 26, 2005
When a male walks around wearing nothing but tighty whities and he intentionally gives himself a front wedgie aka camel toe by equally splitting his ballsack in half with each testicle popping and hanging out of the left and right leg holes of the underwear. Said act is performed for self-admiration by looking at it in a mirror, an act of disrespect or defiance or as a practical joke in an individual or group setting.
Example 1: Right after his shower, Carl loves putting on his tighty whities and tugging them up to his chest giving himself a Prune Danish and admiring his testicular symmetry.
Example 2: Stan was sick of his family giving him a hard time about his lifestyle choices. He waited until the family had gathered for breakfast when he waltzed into the kitchen sporting a Prune Danish leaving them speechless.
Example 3: Roger's roommate, Dan, brought his new girlfriend over to their apartment for the first time. Dan wanted everything to be perfect to impress her. Roger obliged and shortly after they arrived the wine was corked, Roger brought in a cheese platter while sporting a Prune Danish.
Example 2: Stan was sick of his family giving him a hard time about his lifestyle choices. He waited until the family had gathered for breakfast when he waltzed into the kitchen sporting a Prune Danish leaving them speechless.
Example 3: Roger's roommate, Dan, brought his new girlfriend over to their apartment for the first time. Dan wanted everything to be perfect to impress her. Roger obliged and shortly after they arrived the wine was corked, Roger brought in a cheese platter while sporting a Prune Danish.
by Eaton Holgoode May 11, 2015
A lowlife bitch who self diagnoses and wears make up like a clown. Also makes up a bunch of lies for attention.
Gross that was Shaylea Danish!
by McNairy Central April 22, 2020
by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 27, 2003
by randytaylor May 21, 2009
After placing a pinch of Copenhagen between your gum and cheek, you wipe your tobacco juice and spit covered fingers on the upper lip of your victim. This act is normally inflicted on people who complain how gross using smokeless tobacco is.
While you can complete this act using any brand of smokeless, it is recommended that Copenhagen is the one you use due to is pungent and often nauseating smell for the non-user.
While you can complete this act using any brand of smokeless, it is recommended that Copenhagen is the one you use due to is pungent and often nauseating smell for the non-user.
-Me- *Placing a well deserved chew in my lip*
-Co-Worker- Dude, chewing is so gross. Why don't you just quit?
-Me- Shut your face before I give you a Danish Sanchez.
-Co-Worker- Don't wipe that shit on my lip again, last time you did I could smell it for a week.
-Co-Worker- Dude, chewing is so gross. Why don't you just quit?
-Me- Shut your face before I give you a Danish Sanchez.
-Co-Worker- Don't wipe that shit on my lip again, last time you did I could smell it for a week.
by MrTits August 22, 2009