Wrestling Cyclops

Male masturbation without lubrication.

Tim: "Hey Joe, want to go to the arcade after school today?"

Joe: "Sorry, I can't. I'm going to be Wrestling Cyclops."

by Phatsypatsy January 22, 2009

Angry Cyclops

An angry pirate that permanently blinded in the recipients eye.

Dude i was giving your mom an angry pirate, turns out a gave her an angry cyclops. Doc says shell never see outa that eye

by Tayler Fawcett February 18, 2009

Cunt Cyclops

A butt ugly woman with one eye that is the epitome of a cunt.

Look at that ugly, thoughtless bitch. That there is a true "Cunt Cyclops"!!!

by Johnny Pizza April 7, 2011

cyclops

a car with one headlight burned out. it's tough to see one at night because you don't know which side is working, possibly leading to a head-on collision.

last night, while coming home, i almost wrecked my car swerving to avoid a cyclops coming at me on the wrong side of the road.

by earpuller September 13, 2009

cyclopsing

The act of needing to close one eye to combat double-vision while under the influence.

Gina had so much to drink last night that she was cyclopsing in all her instagram photos.

by ferocioustickle July 14, 2014

Cyclops Mega Blast

A sexual move, before climax, slap your partner's face, then ejaculate all over them. Not to be confused with Cyclops' mega optic blast, the X-Man Cyclop's special move in Marvel VS Capcom

Tina: I broke up with Jim yesterday
Heidi: What? Why?
Tine: He smacked me in the face with his dick mid -intercourse!
Heidi: Oh shit! He did a Cyclops Mega Blast? That's so hot!

by Farqunglu June 4, 2016

Cyclops

Male or female urethra hole.

Can you still pee straight with your cyclops' pierced?

by Muddee November 6, 2017