Choose-A-Belt

The daunting nightmare where the parents give a child the choice of which belt to get whupped by.

When Dad told Billy to Choose-A-Belt, Little Bill naively chose the thin belt. The father chuckled and said, "You Know that those skinny ones sting the worst right?"

by Mark <Qtipp> June 2, 2007

Cooshitest

Kenism - Being forced to shut your computer down due to an unexplained error and only just getting chance to type a brief message to a friend or co-worker before the power turns off

I was working on my computer when suddenly it crashed due to an unexplained error, I managed to send my friend a quick Cooshitest (cool-shit-restart) before I turned the power off

by James Bishop October 4, 2007

coosje

an amazing and wonderful person; someone who has a heart made of gold, cute, funny, weird (positive); someone who gives great hugs

A: this cutie has such a big heart!
B: i bet she's coosje

by cola353 May 2, 2016

Choose Up

For women to be under the tutelage of a pimp. She is required to pay a choosing fee.

Choose up or loose me

by Mr.GoldMind June 21, 2017

Cuoofy

Pronounced "KYOO-fee." A portmanteau of cute and goofy.

That kid in science class is so cuoofy!

by Charli XXX November 13, 2014

choosay

A made up word from the song Tuesday (feat. Drake)

Club goin’ up on the Tuesday got your girl in the car and she choosay

by Kjaj14 March 1, 2018

coos

israeli for cunt you can also use coos ema shelcha for your mothers and coos savta shelcha for you grandmothers. Have fun using it.

This girl probably has a nice coos!
I should try it...

by david&mark the israeli April 8, 2007