Cunto

A scottish word meaning mate or pal

Craig-Awrite cunto,Get up to much last night?

Archie-Na, just sat in and watched karate kid
Craig-The auld wan or the wan wae Wullie Smiths son in it?
Archie-The auld wan mate
Craig-Braw

by Tammytamsin June 23, 2014

Punto cunto

- In Ireland, a derogatory way of describing someone who drives a Fiat Punto, the most common pov POS car on the country's roads. The car generally sports L-plates (learner plates) and the driver generally sports a baseball cap or other type of skanger/chav clothing.
- Punto cuntos generally think that modified multichromatic headlights are "bleedin' deadly" or that the neon strips they've stuck under the car are "da bomb".

- "Nearly had an accident this morning - this Punto cunto pulled out in front of me on Stephen's Green".
- "Take it easy driving down love, let all the Punto cuntos overtake into the oncoming traffic if they like".

by Mick F November 6, 2005

Cuntloose

Used to descibe a girl who is whorish, and bitchy.
Someone who thinks they're hotshit.

Sleeps with anyone and anyone she can get.
VERY EASY!
A girl who will date anyone.
Believes everyone likes her.
A girl who says "I love you" to her boyfriend after a day or so. (an "i love you whore")

Taylor: Dayyyum, that gurl stole mah boyfrann.
Olivia: She is so cuntloose.
Kirstie: Sheeeiiiiiittt, ya'll be hatin' on that cuntloose bitch!

by Kaytayliv July 8, 2009

cunthole

A word Gavin Jules uses to describe the vaginal canal.

I put my titanium manmeat in her cunthole. M fucking cockmeat.

by Nobody of Consequence February 7, 2005

Cuntboy

A cuntboi is normally referred to as a male that has a vagina instead of a penis. The male is usually a twink and very feminine due to his parts. Cuntboys do not have breasts and are usually found From a FtM operation.

"We didn't know that Diana had a cuntboy for a boyfriend! He's oddly adorable."

by omgMyzarfin October 17, 2016

cuntlove

The state of beautiful, simple harmony which occurs when women really appreciate their reproductive and sexual organs. Can only be experienced by men who have the desire to truly understand women, and even then only vicariously (NB: still worth trying!). Also occurs when women appreciate and respect each other's woman-ness, in social, professional, philial and sexual contexts.

Me: ...well gotta go now. Need to empty my mooncup before i go to the pub.
Jules: Ok, babe. I'll see you later then.
Me: Yep. Cuntlove.

by Black Lily May 28, 2006

cuntmuppet

A woman with an unusually loose vagina, so loose that you can fit your entire hand up in it in the manner of a puppet, or more popularly, a muppet.

"Jane is such a fucking cuntmuppet, I can't even feel the sides of her when i bang her"

by T.G February 1, 2007