Cuffed Jeans

If you’re gay, you wear cuffed jeans.
If you’re straight, you wear cuffed jeans.
If you’re any other sexuality, you wear cuffed jeans. Literally nobody cares. It’s fashion not a label.

Person 1: “Ooooh are you wearing cuffed jeans? Are you bisexual?”

Person 2: “Nah fam, I’m not bisexual. I just thought they were cool.”

by E of the PTC July 5, 2019

muff cuffit

(noun) a person who is annoying you to the point that you wish you could shut them up with a muff. Commonly used to insult people who you don't want to hear speak.

Mike is always talking about toilet seats, what a muff cuffit.

Shut up, muff cuffit!

by Swarticus Prime November 4, 2009

cumfounded

as if struck by cum with astonishment and surprise

Thad stood there cumfounded after Blaine unleashed load all over him.

by Parker Waite January 11, 2009

cuffy

Used in and around Stafford, Staffordshire to describe someone/something as uncool, geeky or if you like, nerdy. Circa 1990 and still used today in the county town of Stafford, England.

'Dude your bmx is so cuffy'

by Ben Conn November 8, 2008

Cuff the Duke

term used for male masturbation.

"Hold on, I just got to cuff the duke before I go out."

by charlottem April 30, 2006

cuffer

A cuffer is a volunteer firefighter that gets so excited running lights and sirens to a call that he/she sometimes fondles themselves.

Greg and James are such cuffers, each time they go on a run they have to get napkins at the Mcdonalds drive thru to clean themselves up prior to checking on scene.

by Patrick the great August 25, 2007

On the cuff

To give to someone in exchange for an agreement of later payment, sometimes with a rate of interest attached.

Carlos got his ball of crack on the cuff because his dealer knew him to be such a faithful junkie.

by TMG November 29, 2005