Sex Coupons

Coupons you give to your significant other for sexual favors. The coupons are normally non transferable and may be good for "1 Blow job", "1 night of sex", etc. Sex coupons are normally gifted on Birthdays and Christmas. These coupons are rarely honored, unless the issuing party is "in the mood", and the expiration date is basically whenever the issuer deems it to be. Sex coupons are normally given when money is tight, and there is an obligation to give some sort of gift for an occasion.

Also referred to as "Ass Rations"

All my wife gave me for Christmas was a book of Sex coupons."

by Dodgamatic September 17, 2014

cheesy couple

A couple that could be 100% a romantic comedy you watch after a breakup

Her and Joe are always being cute it's gross they're such a cheesy couple

by Cheesy couple November 19, 2016

Gym couple

Your typical couple at the gym together not necessarily fit or there to workout but show excessive amounts of PDA. They are also a gym hog, taking up time on the equipment while arm and arm kissing each other when you are waiting to use it. Just get a room guys or keep that shit at home!!

Dude there's that gym couple again making out on the bench press!

by cpetkunas February 22, 2019

A Couple of Besties

A term for two individuals who claim to be besties but are really in love with eachother. They tend to each be beautiful individuals who are constantly shipped together. Even though they claim to be besties, they are clearly in love.

"You guys make a beautiful couple."
"A couple of besties!"

by DarlotteAir November 24, 2020

super-double coupons

Some grocery stores such as Kroger and Meijer offer super-double coupon redemption from time to time. This is when a manufacturer's coupon may be redeemed for two times the face value but generally not more than a two dollar total.

"I had five dollar off coupons and it was super-double coupons day at Kroger so I was able to get five tubes of toothpaste for free."

by Marthakay December 14, 2005

Couplefew

an amount of time it will take to do something.

"I will be there in a couplefew"
"How long will this take? A couplefew"

by John Melvin March 7, 2007

Sinclairian Couplet

A short description of an internet photo that sounds like a very bad short poem, often times filled with misspellings and grammatical errors.

His caption was like a Sinclairian couplet. It read "I step from my camper. The leaves crackle beneath the flip and flop of my sandals. BevAnn throws me bacon."

by Professor Welles January 27, 2009