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Billy Crystal Day

A holiday that's origins begin in Leverett MA around 2007 AD. The day celebrates the life of the one and only, Billy Crystal. The people celebrating usually take mushrooms or acid. Scholars maintain that it falls somewhere in the first two weeks of July.
I wish Billy Crystal Day was every day of the year.
by richard gear April 27, 2009
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Crystal

A real bitch, won't take no bullshit she'll just kill you and steal your goats
Run there's a Crystal behind you
by KEVINBOBDAVE April 4, 2019
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Dirty crystal

The art of snapping a dudes dick during intercourse.
we were having sex doggy style and he missed his mark causing a dirty crystal.
by uknowyoulikeit April 26, 2010
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crystal

meth, methamphetamine, or more specifically, crystal meth. a very "pure" form of meth, pure not meaning clean or safe, crystal meth is the farthest thing from clean and safe. Crystal is meth that can be smoked, is extremely dangerous and addictive, and is guaranteed to fuck up your life irreparably.
Stoner: "Hey man I just scored some awesome crystal, wanna buy a gram?"

Not Stoner: "Hell no! Pot is one thing..crystal is another."
by phantomrevenge December 24, 2010
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chode crystal

A chode crystal is known as a group of guys (AFC's) in their social circle at a bar or club, who are too afraid to go over and talk to new people. They crystalise in the same position, not moving with their drink held up to their chest. Kind of like wall flowers.

The chode crystals can get pretty big and it's a bunch of chode guys just looking in their group where the most entertainment is.
Those guys were forming a chode crystal around me so when I noticed I broke it and left.
by Stumble January 24, 2008
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Crystal

The bestest person you will every meet she's nice funny amazing and will make you laugh and feel better when your sad
My bestfriend is a crystal. Man your lucky
by Maddiegracefrontz February 1, 2021
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Australian crystal

A glass container for beer, or simply put - a beer bottle.
Bruce 1: Would you like a glass for your beer?
Bruce 2: No thanks, I'll just use the Australian crystal.
by Arschlöchli March 12, 2008
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