cruise ship

A two-way motorboat. When two girls laying in the 69 positing each motorboat the other.

Dude, that lesbian film is awesome - there's even a cruise ship scene!

by A Bobby August 25, 2006

burn cruise

Most often refers to the act of smoking marijuana while driving. Common location is generally an unpopulated area or backcountry road. In reality, a TRUE burn cruise consists of leaving and returning to the original location without stopping; the sole purpose of using the car is as a smoking venue. Length of drive may vary from a few minutes to a few hours depending on fuel efficiency and the ability to acquire a friends/parents gas card.

Person A: What are you doing tonight?
Person B: Hopefully smoking marijuana.
Person A: That sounds delightful. I will pick you up in 10 min and we'll burn cruise it.

by Got doja? November 28, 2009

tom cruise

A moron who likes jumping on couches and has absolutely no consideration for other people's furniture. He also looks like a gorilla when he jumps on a couch. But moving on... he has absolutely no expression or emotion in his movies except for war of the worlds in which he looked rather constipated.

tom cruise- I LOVE KATIE HOLMES SO MUCH I'M GONNA DESTROY OPRAH'S COACH. I'M SURE SHE WON'T MIND.
me- go jump on your own couches

tom cruise- OMG I AM SO AWESOME. GO ME. EVERYONE LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY ABOUT SCIENCE AND STUFF. I ROCK!!!
me- what?! you expect me to listen to you when you start lecturing about science?! go bother katie holmes but not me.

by je m'appelle moi January 12, 2006

tom cruise

A douche, enough said

Tom Cruise is a douche who thinks he is smart, but he is in fact not

by Tom December 28, 2005

PT Cruiser

The automobile equivalent of a mullet. Business in the front, party in the back, and no one can figure out why anyone has one.

Friend: I bet your loser roommate drives that PT Cruiser
You: You mean the MulletTRON3000? Yeah, that's his.
BOTH: Laughter

by Turk Ruben April 4, 2011

Cruise Control Swag

When a person has so much swagger that they are even able to control the amount they exert to a needle point. If you poses cruise control swag you can put out just enough swag to:

1) make bitches want you
2) make bitches fight over you
3) pull bitches off of other dudes
4) make bitches do things for you without any of the extra fluff needed

People with cruise control swagger have hit such a high level of "pimping" that they no longer even put a thought into what they are doing, it just comes natural.

A person with cruise control swag would also be known as a swag surfer

Pekelo went to a party after three days of not sleeping, rolling, and in a bad mood, he still pulled three numbers due to his cruise control swag.

Joey - "Lets get some bitches mayne"
Pekelo - "What u grinnin bout dawg"
Joey - "We gonna pull out that cruise control swag nigga, these bitches ain't even gonna see the shit comin"
Pekelo - "pimp out loud my nigga"

by Cushuito January 22, 2010

tom cruise

A loopy-ass muthafucka who jumps up on sofas and embarasses Dawson's girlfriend all the time. See wack.

Tom Cruise is wack. He needs to get up out of Oprah's grill and stop jumping around like a 5 year old.

by Chilla July 11, 2005