Crooping

The act of recording a ballard into your text platform whilst evacuating your bowels, then sending it as a text to a recipient.

When in the bathroom I'd rather be crooping than looking at social media.

by PMCSJ June 25, 2023

Crooping

The act of recording a ballard into your text platform whilst evacuating your bowels, then sending it as a text to a recipient.

When in the bathroom I'd rather be crooping than looking at social media.

by PMCSJ June 25, 2023

Chrooning

Pleasuring yourself until complete ejaculation In a body of water

"Manuel was chrooning yesterday in my pool"

by CM4444 August 3, 2024

Cooning

To entertain in a loud manner if from the black community.

Dude is cooning and hollering just to get noticed!

by Rinser-UK September 21, 2023

Cooning

The act of going to a cancer hospital and sexually assaulting black patients while spinning them.
This term originated on an online forum in 2006 when a user posted a degenerative video of a 30 year old man skull fucking a black patient while saying “Damn, you spin like a bayblade.”

Dahmer went cooning at the local hospital.

by Dr. Doomass February 1, 2024

Crowning

When you shove a flute headjoint, Crown up, inside of an asshole.

Bro, I'm a flute player and my girlfriend loves Crowning me!

by Krownelius February 5, 2024

Crowning

You are currently pushing a fat turd out of your ass. You push the turd just far enough to where the turd is peaking its head from out of your butt hole.

The rim of your butt hole is now a crown around the head of the turd peaking its head out. Your turd is crowning, hence you are crowning.

My turd is Crowning, let me in the toilet before i explode.

I'm Crowning right now. Let me in the toilet before i shit my pants.

by BottledAss February 11, 2024