clobbermagibb

To mercilessly own a bunch of noobs in a game causing their e-peens to become flaccid.

Those guys in dota last night sucked so bad, we straight up clobbermagibbed their asses!

by Phagthas December 2, 2007

Cobblefuckhead

An absolute eggy shit who waddles instead of walking and looks like The Penguin from Batman.

Jeffree: Harvey is so dumb. And the way he waddles makes him look like he pissed himself
Bruce: IKR! He's such a cobblefuckhead

by Mr Brucey September 6, 2016

Closet Cobbing

The act of eating corn on the cob whilst in a closet. People do this based on the common fear that eating corn on the cob in public is messing and embarrassing, especially when pieces of corn juice fly out of the corn and hit someone in the face. Therefore eating corn on the cob is best enjoyed when one is away from others, or in a closet.

"Man, I would eat this corn on the cob, but there are like all these hot chicks around. I might as well go closet cobbing!"

by the cobber o' closets August 23, 2009

tuna noodle cobbler

A sexual act in which a woman with a yeast infection performs oral sex on a man who has just had unprotected vaginal intercourse with her.

Dude, I had tuna noodle cobbler last night.

Yeah, I can see it all over your face.

by Grubby Beans December 5, 2014

chobblesome

To be worthy of talking about something.

Grian: Wow Impulse your base is very chobblesome.
Impulse: Thanks Grian

by FreshNosehairFromCanada June 23, 2022

Clobba

A further extrapolation of ni🅱️🅱️a as it can be made using all red emoji letters (🆑🅾️🅱️🅱️🅰️). Also a term to flippantly use instead of 'mate', 'fella' or 'cobber'.

Person 1: How are you Clobba?

Person 2: Not much, chief.

by bigclobba2001 December 13, 2017

Squat Cobbler

Derives from the AMC Original "Better Call Saul", which is the act of a fully clothed man sitting, and proceeding to rub the buttocks into a pie of choice, and occasionally crying, for the intent of sexual arousal.

To get out of questioning, I told them that you did a Squat Cobbler.

by AMCMcGill August 31, 2016