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chris crocker

A homosexual who has no trust for straight people. I wouldn't have hated him, nor many else, but his statement "Do I like straight people? Yes. Because I love mythical creatures! BECAUSE STRAIGHT PEOPLE AREN'T REAL!" changed everything.
Chris Crocker is an extreme-o uber fag. He is the reason homosexual became gay -- which means happy, or weird; Also who homosexual became queer -- which means weird.
by jewel! December 24, 2007
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Betty Crocker

When a male is performing anal sex with a woman and the woman is making him a sammich.
I was hungry and horny, so we did the Betty Crocker
by Patreazy April 5, 2007
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Chris Crocker

Chris Crocker is a safety in the National Football League who plays for the Miami Dolphins (as of April 2008). He spent his college years playing for the Marshall Thundering Herd, and was drafted with the 20th pick in the 3rd round by the Cleveland Browns in the 2003 NFL draft. He has slowly become a decent safety at the NFL, and has 7 interceptions in his 5 years in the NFL.
Chris Crocker is a hard-working safety who is a solid NFL starter; the guy on youtube doesn't deserve to get more attention sitting on his ass whining.
by clevelandbrowns2008 April 27, 2008
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craker jacks

a popcorn with stuff on it. the get stuck in your teeth. they taste good.
pour me some peanuts and cracker jack i don't care if i never get laid.
by pixie dust June 4, 2004
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croaked

Frogs... Nature's death tool.
The old man just croaked... probably "frog" play was involved.
by Smithareens February 22, 2013
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betty crocker supreme

when a girl give you bad sex, for seconds you stick your dick in cake batter and fuck her again hopefully giving her yeast infection.
max: that bitch gave me bad sex so i gave so i gave her the good old fashioned betty crocker supreme.

stephen: nice dude! did she get yeast infection?

max: i don't know i snuck out of her house after she fell asleep.
by maxstephen June 17, 2008
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Chris Crocker

A word used to describe a total fag. Named after total fag, Chris Crocker, who is a boy who thinks he is a ghetto girl who talks about Britney Spears.
by Anonymous PiMP March 19, 2008
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