A common spoonerism of Feature Creep made popular by internet forums.
Phenomenon whereby a software package gains many more features than originally intended.
Generally the product of optimistic programmers or overambitious managers, feature creep is generally considered a bad thing. Feature creep makes a program that would have done one thing well into a program that does ten things, all poorly. Microsoft Outlook suffers badly from feature creep.
Phenomenon whereby a software package gains many more features than originally intended.
Generally the product of optimistic programmers or overambitious managers, feature creep is generally considered a bad thing. Feature creep makes a program that would have done one thing well into a program that does ten things, all poorly. Microsoft Outlook suffers badly from feature creep.
John: Have you heard? Halo 57 is going to have over a hundred playable races!
Thomas: That game is gonna be such a creature feep.
Thomas: That game is gonna be such a creature feep.
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Get the strange creature mug.Slang for the state that a human being will be reduced to after a mototcycle accident and/or diving into a pool that's been drained the previous day. Must include the loss of all of ones teeth and a large proportion of skin.
Coined by the late-great Hunter Stockton Thompson.
Coined by the late-great Hunter Stockton Thompson.
I was hunched over the tank like a person diving into a pool that got emptied yesterday. Whacko! Bashed on the concrete bottom, flesh ripped off, a Sausage Creature with no teeth, fucked-up for the rest of its life.
I landed hard on the edge of the road and lost my grip for a moment as the Ducati began fishtailing crazily into oncoming traffic. For two or three seconds I came face to face with the Sausage Creature....
I landed hard on the edge of the road and lost my grip for a moment as the Ducati began fishtailing crazily into oncoming traffic. For two or three seconds I came face to face with the Sausage Creature....
by Jordan22 June 11, 2006
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Get the Creatress mug.1) The name for a man of ambiguous sexuality who looks like an elf, or a creature that's just been frolicking in the woods: especially a poetry-reading bohemian type. It can be used to refer to a man who seems homosexual but is heterosexual.
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2) A man of slight build with a large penis
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2) A man of slight build with a large penis
1) Cindy: I would like to have sex with that bohemian man over there but I'm not sure whether he is straight.
Simon: I had sex with the woodland creature but he cried so he's straight.
Cindy: That does fit the profile of a woodland creature!
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2) Cindy: How tall are you?
Simon: 160cm
Cindy: How big is your penis?
Simon: 8 inches
Cindy: You are such a woodland creature!
Simon: I had sex with the woodland creature but he cried so he's straight.
Cindy: That does fit the profile of a woodland creature!
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2) Cindy: How tall are you?
Simon: 160cm
Cindy: How big is your penis?
Simon: 8 inches
Cindy: You are such a woodland creature!
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Get the orange creature mug.noun: an old school horror movie that's main feature is a monster or monsters hence the term Creature Feature.
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