Cream Cheese

Cream cheese refers to the term 'new money', cream referencing 'new' and cheese referencing 'money'. If you made your fortune yourself, you're classed as cream cheese.

“Wow, I can't believe you sold your company for $200 million.”
“Yes, I'm cream cheese now.”

by C L G July 4, 2021

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.

How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023

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<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Cream Cheese & Teddy-Dogs<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

Strawberry Cream Cheese Casserole

When you cum inside of her and she creampies but instead of cum it’s blood.

Amanda: Me and Ethan has sex last night, but he pulled a Strawberry Cream Cheese Casserole on me.
Suzie: Yucky!

by Graybin Mooch February 28, 2019

cream cheese people

The whitest of the white people. Very uppity and act like they are holier than thou.

Her family is full of them cream cheese people.

by RaeBabii90 February 8, 2020

Cream cheese

Sloppy goo, sucked out of a mans pickle to give ladies romantic tingling feelings.

Dan gave me cream cheese last night it was so good.

by CREAMYMONSTER August 10, 2021