shake the creamer

Masturbating. Is the male equivalent of "flicking the bean".

-Sup bro, what are your plans for the day?
-Not much, imma shake the creamer and maybe take a shower later.

by crumble20 November 12, 2013

Shaking the creamer

When a guy shakes out the com from his dick

Girl 1: last night I saw my boyfriend shaking the creamer.😆
Girl 2: haha lol I can't believe you saw him do that😂

by Just talking real shit December 27, 2016

Pittsburgh Creamer

The process by which a girl blocks you with her hand while you attempt to give her a facial, and then smacks you in the face while shouting "Bitch!" in an emasculating manner.

Guy 1:
I once tried to give my girlfriend a facial. She blocked it with her hand and proceeded to smack me across the face with it. She then proceeded to say "Bitch!", in a very emasculating manner. That was my first Pittsburgh Creamer, bro.

Guy 2: Whoa.

by Jwere August 1, 2009

boston creamer

the act of bangin' a chick doggy style, pullin' out and spitting on her back so she thinks you came; then as she turns around jizz in her eye.

She wasn't on the pill so I had no alternative but to give her a boston creamer. The doctor said her vision would return to normal in a few weeks.

by Svpirate May 2, 2006

The Kentucky Creamer

While performing a sexual act, a man fills the gap between a woman's breast with whipped cream. Then he claps her breasts together, thus launching an explosion of whipped cream into the mans face.

We were having sex in the kitchen, and I saw the Cool Whip on the counter so I gave myself the Kentucky Creamer.

by S.P.G December 8, 2011

Chocolate Creamer

A chocolate creamer is a sexual act involving a man and a woman or two men. While the one man is inserting his penis into the rectum of either the other man or the woman, the one who is accepting the cock deficates on it. The penis is held into the rectum like a plug, and then the man ejaculates. If he is lucky, the semen will go into the fecal matter, similar to the way in which a jelly donut holds its jelly. The one who now has this mixture of fecal matter and semen releases it upon the man's chest in the fassion of a cleveland steamer. Some may eat this, while others may enjoy it on their chest.

Wow, they guy rudy busted so hard in my ass that it went straight into my shit! I plopped it on his chest and he bit it and all of his cum oozed out!

by Jb Stim July 21, 2004

Crager

Used to described a huge throw down that usually has massive amounts of alcohol. Similar to a rager but more extreme. Craging

Hey, are you going to that Jersey Shore Crager this Friday?

by nayb May 17, 2010