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Captain Crunch Carpet

When the carpet by the side of your bed gets hard from all the jizz you ejaculate and later get rid of by smearing it on the side of the carpet. Later that morning when you step on the dry jizz it makes that CRUNCH noise.
by Stubs714 December 14, 2009
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Synonym Toast Crunch

When one uses other words, on purpose to exaggerate or by accident because they don’t know how to spell, to build another word.
To exaggerate:

Person 1: How was your history class today?

Person 2: Not so great, I had my final eggs ham.

Person 1: Hmm, using synonym toast crunch? I guess it didn’t go to well at all?

Just plain stupid:

Waiter: *brings food to customers*

Customers: Thank you!

Waiter: You’re welcome, enjoy the meal and bone-apple-tea!

Customers: *to themselves* What a bad case of synonym toast crunch. I think she meant bone apetit.
by thatblueguy13 August 3, 2018
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You are so earthy-crunchy, you make cliff bars look like a slim jim.
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Captain-crunch mouth

the post-eating phenomenon where one's mouth hurts and might bleed due to scraping of the sharp Captain Crunch cereal against the gums and roof of the mouth during mastication. The Cereal even after soaking in milk can stay sharp and lacerate gums if eaten hurriedly.
You need to watch out for Captain-Crunch mouth if you are engaging in oral sex and are at risk for STD infection.
by GDDPHD February 21, 2015
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Crunchy Water

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carrot cruncher

Carrot crunchers are the country bumpkins from the little Hampshire farming community of Portsmouth. They are also known as Worzels.
Ize a wurzelling carrot cruncher from Portsmouth, ize is.
by City Lad August 13, 2008
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