Crapton

A Crapton means that it is a Shitload

i.e. "fuck thats a crapton of bitches"

i.e. "fuck thats a crapton of bitches "

by Here November 30, 2003

cryptopsy

Open surgery for crypted docs

My day long cryptopsy went fine....

by sandipto October 28, 2003

Crapto Bismol

A word used to describe crappy products

These stupid batteries are crapto bismol

by PetabyteStudios March 30, 2019

crapophobic

the fear of any brown, solid, bipass (poop, etc)

1) John- Hey, that bathroom stall is gross, will you flush for me?

Jane- Ewwww no! I am crapophobic!

by memberchipsahoy March 20, 2010

cryptophile

Someone (in this case Martin Heidegger) who loves to use cryptic terminology in philosophy. Linked to "crypto-metaphysics."

cryptophile, cryptophylic:

"What’s at stake in Heidegger’s cryptophilic account of the essence of technology? " -- used by Professor Dana Belu S. Belu in a paper "Panel on Ge-Stell," Heidegger Circle, 2017

by Anna Cullen Wynn March 5, 2017

Cryptophile

A cryptophile is a person very obsessed with cryptocurrency, always talking about it, but actually has no profit to show for it. He posts charts, news on Bitcoin and Alt coins and acts like he knows it all. He's overly obsessed with Crypto and a conversation with them almost 9 times out of 10 does not exclude mentioning cryptocurrency.

Doa was up all day and night posting about Bidao and Bitcoin, what a f*cking cryptophile.

by Mr. Chamos December 24, 2020

cryptoporn

A porn movie with a plot (usually relatively long) which ends up with a short but intensive sex-action.

I am watching cryptoporn at the moment. Damn, my balls will explode if they don't start fucking in seconds!

by mariahcarey1111112 June 15, 2010