Cranking

To cry and wank at the same time

"What's that noise?"
"Oh nothing, Teddy just broke up with his girlfriend so he is cranking night and day"

by Chris Hatt December 29, 2008

channing tatum

Actor who appeared in movies such as Coach Carter, She's The Man, and Step Up. As sad as this makes me, Channing is bisexual, and said he has been in relationships with men before.

Did you see that new movie Step Up? Channing Tatum is in it.

by Alexxi August 21, 2006

Emma Canning

The inhabitants of Earth rarely see such a graceful beauty. She is known to entertain the gods with her grace, beauty and eloquence. With those lovely soft brown eyes of her she could make a shark hearts melt like butter. Those in the company of her often at times feel at peace and most of all feel loved.

She's as beautiful as emma canning

by mf- November 3, 2009

Cranking

Crying and wanking at the same time.
Cranker; a person who cries and wanks simultaneously because the object of the wank either hates them or doesn't know they exist. Can be male or female.

'Yeah John's so in love with Jane and she doesn't want him so he cranks over her all the time.'
'We walked in on her cranking it was the most pathetic thing ever.'

by joanneandellen December 12, 2010

cranking

To get ones head down in the office, beaver away, work hard and push on.

Allan, stop talking shite and get cranking

by Phil McC September 17, 2008

Cranking

(1) Going out and having a big night, usually involving the heavy consumption of alcohol and/or illicit substances. Possibly originating from surfer boy slang. Used heavily in New Zealand.Synonomous with Raging.

(2)Using/Doing/Going to

(1) You cranking tonight? You should cos the girls are going out , and they've got this fit Argentine mate with massive cans

(2) You cranking that party/the rugby/that top

by Andy721 May 31, 2006

canning

gerund form of 'to can.' Canning involves searching or rummaging through private trash sites, i.e. residential trash cans, business dumpsters, or abandoned buildings.

We were canning at this abandoned house and found these Harry Potter books.

by nicholas chiarella October 2, 2007