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Craft Hippie

A craft hippie is, simply, a hippie who makes hippie culture themed arts and crafts, and sells them. Examples include beaded necklaces, tie-dye t-shirts, dream catchers, etc. It is not uncommon for such hippies to travel in Volkswagen buses to sell their goods.
Davis: Hey, Bryan, where did you get that nice hemp bracelet?

Bryan: Oh, There was a craft hippie at Safeway selling them out of his van!
by CrepedCrusader June 5, 2011
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hover craft

To stand over, watch, and also stalk someone as they are using the computer for personal conversations on AIM or AOL.
Tyrese got annoyed because Demarcus was hover crafting him when he was on the computer.
by YoNasty June 11, 2006
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craft bum

When your girlfriend comes to bed after putting in a good 10 hour World of Warcraft shift and all you can smell is the hum of her sweaty bum from sitting in the chair for so long.
Boyfriend: Jesus christ, what the hell stinks?
Girlfriend addicted to WOW: tehehe that's just my craft bum
by Lil Nate Dawg February 23, 2009
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nick craft

a guy who thinks hes better than everyone else and has to "one up" all his friends. needs to be the center of attention at all times. someone who is also known as "nick the dick" or "fag of the universe" likes to have anal relations with extremely ugly women who most times turned out to be men. hes ass hole.
Nick Craft "can i have anal sex with you sexy"
Rue paul: "sure baby what ever you like"
me so horny i love you long time!!!
by italian stalion May 11, 2013
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Mining the Craft

Guy One: Dude, last night I was Mining the Craft all night.
Guy Two: You have way too much time on your hands, don't you?
Guy One: ... *Punches Guy Two in the Face*
by Gaikin February 28, 2011
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High-Craft

The game of creating food dishes while under the influence of marijuana. Usually creating something absurd.
Yo bro last night when we got baked, you were playing *High-Craft* and you deadass made an omelette sandwich taco.
by Stoner-Man March 10, 2022
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Arts and Crafts

A euphemism for falsifying documents, particularly electronic documents through the use of photo editing software and word processing programs.
Mandy made a mistake on the paperwork she faxed to us, so in order to keep her from having to come back to the office, we did some arts and crafts on the documents and submitted them successfully.
by bw2082 March 18, 2022
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