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Covidiot [noun]

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An idiot who buys toilet paper stock until 2053 in a pandemic as if it's the most precious item!
That Covidiot noun was hoarding trolleys of rolls the other day!
by exevior March 24, 2020
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covidiot-19

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something that spreads faster than covid-19. people with covidiot-19 (which will be referred to as covidiots) express a firm belief that covid-19 is a hoax and masks are useless. most covidiots end up contracting covid-19
guy 1: bro did you see that karen going on about how covid is a myth on facebook?

guy 2: yeah she probably has covidiot-19
by Hehe I cheated April 27, 2021
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Boomer-Covidiot

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Someone born in the 50s who claims to know everything about COVID-19, but learns it all from very unreliable websites and chatrooms.
My elderly uncle, a huge fan of Alex Jones, keeps calling the Coronavirus "Kung Flue" and "Wuflu" and insists he knows it is a Chinese bio-weapon designed to kill us all: what a Boomer-Covidiot!!
by YesTruthHurts March 29, 2020
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Post-Covidiot

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Abbreviated as "PC"

Relating to the 2020 COVID-19 virus and Covidiots:
Someone who during the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic, flouted public health and safety warnings, ignored common sense, decency, science, and professional advice, and now feels a need to share stories about how it (the pandemic) impacted their lives.
I can't suffer another Post-Covidiot whining about the so-called sacrifices they endured during the pandemic, as if they did something uniquely selfless by not getting sick.

Nice story, and I'm sorry you don't appreciate why groceries stopped serving free samples during the pandemic. That's so very PC of you, dumb-ass! I had a feeling you were a Covidiot when I saw you protecting your beard with a face mask.
by this is also not my real name December 7, 2020
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The stupid subhuman white supremacist racist Trumpoid fucks that are protesting the desperate attempt to slow the spread of a plague threatening the world by forging an alliance with a much more disgusting plague threatening the world.
More Branch COVIDiots were seen at the capitol steps today indignantly protesting the need to save the country from a viral outbreak
by red phillips April 19, 2020
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covidious

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1. related to or reminiscent of the invidious, insidious COVID-19 virus and pandemic;
2. contagious and toxic
3. a stealthy, negative influence or force
Her personality is nothing but covidious---she enters the room and her negativity is like a toxic cloud that drags everyone down.
by KKattA March 3, 2021
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Covidiocy

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The loss of the ability to think logically during a global pandemic, resulting in behaviour such as hoarding items including toilet paper, and engaging in anti-social behaviour associated with the hoarding activities.
Did you hear about the supermarket riots over pasta, that’s a great example of covidiocy right there.
by WWSS March 20, 2020
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