Council House Facelift 

Slang in Britain for a rough individual usually living on a council estate - (read: chav) that scrapes her hair back into a high ponytail, thus stretching her skin and giving the impression of a facelift.

"Jesus, that hairstyle looks painful."
"Yeah, nobody rocks the council house facelift"

Council House Facelift by A~~ December 15, 2011

council knees 

the overstretched knee area of a pair of tight trousers or leggings, usually caused by being grossly over worn

look at the council knees on that tramp

council knees by jon ronson July 29, 2006

council minge 

a woman whos vagina looks like 2 bits of ham slapping together in the wind

I only took her home from the bongo the other night and bucked her! she had a proppa council minge

council minge by notoriouspip April 23, 2016

Council Pizza 

Cheese on toast is affectionately known as Council Pizza cheese on toast

I'm a bit skint this week love, shall we have council pizza for tea?
or l love a bit of Worcester on me Council Pizza.

Council Pizza by Jonny Wise July 27, 2018

council house breakfast

Having a cig and a cup of tea for breakfast

‘Ay look, Jonny down the road is up for his council house breakfast already!’

council house breakfast by Gangshxt February 22, 2019

Council Fighting Vest 

Any vest worn as an outer garment and usually found in abundance on northern council estates or in sub-standard Spanish holiday resorts such as Benidorm and Magaluf. Is usually seen sporting the last three day’s worth of meals down the front and the usual greeting from the wearer will be “What are you looking at?”, or what’s your problem?”.

Don’t make eye-contact, there’s two pikey’s in council fighting vests heading towards us!

Council Fighting Vest by Mr Zinger November 26, 2020

Council Cocktail 

British English: Tap water, especially that of an extremely low quality

A - “Do you fancy some water?”
B - “Sure, as long as it’s bottled. I can’t be doing with any of that council cocktail.”

Council Cocktail by Axeyblahblah July 7, 2021