wanna see my costco socks

When you and your lad happen to be changing in the same room (for whatever reason). So you ask him if he wants to see your socks. Little does he know your dick is hanging out and he sees your junk while looking at your socks

"Hey Joe, wanna see my costco socks?"

by Your moms new boyfriend September 20, 2017

More free than a sample at costco

Your literary garbage at a game just turn the system off

mike: *gets killed*
Justin: your more free than a sample at costco

by Ps4 wont work February 6, 2021

costco taco

A slice of Costco pizza wrapped around a Costco hotdog.

Shopping in Costco makes me hungry for a Costco taco. At the snack counter, "One hot dog and a slice of pizza, please."

by dsundae January 31, 2021

costco try

The act of buying something you might not need from Costco because you can always return it later. Similar to a college try.

There was a really cool air fryer on sale, so I gave 'er the ol' costco try.

by heavy! July 2, 2022

costco guys

cawst-co-gize Father-son duo on TikTok, under the alias @a.j.befumo. Known for their seemingly excessive obsession with Costco, partaking in social media trends at the same local Costco in every video. Coined the nickname due to their beaming passion for Costco.

Costco employee: Why the fuck is this grown man and his son dancing in the poultry aisle?! I see them every day!
Costco manager: Because they are the costco guys.

by tmkkmt May 30, 2024

Costco Syndrome

Psychological syndrome where you buy things you've never used, will never use or never use the amount you purchased before it goes bad but are completely happy about it.

"Why are you doing a new room addition?" "It is for the new spice rack because the 4 pound curry and turmeric jars I bought while suffering from Costco Syndrome won't fit in my kitchen. If I ever start enjoying the taste of either of those spices it will be great, got them at a phenomenal price!"

by T Giraffe December 20, 2018

Costco Privilege

Coscto Privilege is like White Privilege but it involves people who back up traffic at a Costco Parking lot in order to save walking 10 extra feet. People who exercise this privilege, instead of getting a bit more actual exercise by walking a few feet, usually drive large SUV's with "My Kid's an Honor Student" bumper stickers.

Dammit, you see that soccer mom in her SUV. There's 10 cars behind her that have to wait because of her Costco Privilege.

by laxboss55 November 27, 2019