When you and your lad happen to be changing in the same room (for whatever reason). So you ask him if he wants to see your socks. Little does he know your dick is hanging out and he sees your junk while looking at your socks
"Hey Joe, wanna see my costco socks?"
by Your moms new boyfriend September 20, 2017
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A costco gorge is when you go to Costco to by your shit and everywhere you turn there are hoards of cheap ass motherfuckers blocking your way to get free samples of cheese dip and pizza nuggets.
Tasha went to Costco to buy her veggies and tampons. It took her so long because every aisle was over run with old people and turban wearing Indians Costco gorging. She almost got trampled by three old ladies.
by Miltythecheese May 31, 2017
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A popular sport practiced by flatlanders and other mid-west inhabitants consisting of envying nature FB friends post and then trying to imitate with disappointing results.
The best part of hiking at Rock Cut state park is the Costco-hiking on the way back home...
by Making wonders September 25, 2020
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That's where babies are made.
Jake Paul: Tydus, what happens at costco?
Tydus: That's where babies are made.
by _melon_peponi June 28, 2019
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Costco is home to some of the grossest consumerism I come across. Local groups where people will post an item and then all the others will descend on said item like locusts, clearing it out in minutes. People posting and laughing about spending $500 a trip on shit they don't need.
I bought $500 worth of Chinese brandy at Costco!
by unidenphone January 18, 2022
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the best fucking nickname you can get,
only the best stories can give you a nickname like that.
person one- hey costco

person two- fuck yeah!!
by sirridium December 7, 2021
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