One who has sold more than their labor to the corporation; one who has forsaken personal values and constitution for corporate $$; meaning of "whore" belittled when preceded by the word “corporate”; person who will sell their soul for $$.
My efforts are not driven by my passion for work, but by my own gluttony, my addition to money. I have become what I once despised—forsaken myself, sacrificed my values at the corporate alter of greed. I am a corporate whore.
by Syllabus September 28, 2003
Get the corporate whore mug.A cell phone or pager, set on vibrate that has been left on a surface such as a desk or conference table. Usually the owner of the unit has left the area giving plenty of time to annoy fellow employees.
Shortened to: Jumping Bean
Shortened to: Jumping Bean
"Argh! Somebody tell Jim to stop leaving his corporate jumping bean lying around, it's driving me crazy!"
by Kyle Bellamy December 12, 2006
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by yungdairy November 26, 2018
Get the a package from the valve corporation mug.1. One who serves a corporate entity (rather than just working) to extremes who willingly, knowingly and carelessly violates peoples rights, commits fraud, causes harms and dangers and generally bows down to a false authority created by an unhealthy allegiance to their paycheck masters.
2. An ignorant slave to a corporate power who sacrifices moral integrity to gain money, power or prestige.
3. Law enforcement personnel who define themselves as "Police" rather than "Peace" officers.
4. Any person who believes that their job gives them a right or the power to abuse or advantage others.
2. An ignorant slave to a corporate power who sacrifices moral integrity to gain money, power or prestige.
3. Law enforcement personnel who define themselves as "Police" rather than "Peace" officers.
4. Any person who believes that their job gives them a right or the power to abuse or advantage others.
The airport public relations representative acted like a true Corporate Clown even in the presence of a peace officer informing him he was wrong in trying to exceed his power and exercise authority he did not have, while protecting the rights of citizens handing out TSA opt-out fliers to travelers.
by infowarrior DD November 29, 2012
Get the Corporate Clown mug.1. Your business becomes successful to the point where you decide that you no longer want to take responsibility of it, however you decide to keep your status by renaming your position as CEO, CFO, etc. so that you can determine your own ridiculous salary and sell your stocks to "shareholders" who then take responsibility of your business. Furthermore, if your company is a bank you can then purposely go bankrupt so that the government can bail you out to give yourself a bonus in addition to your ridiculous salary because the taxpayers will pay it and they don't have any say-so in the government. You can also donate money without paying taxes to a politician's shell corporation so that nobody will ever know it was you "on record." You also (wrongly) assume that the average taxpayer is too stupid to know what's going on here.
2. An expletive used to describe anything that amounts to investment without return.
2. An expletive used to describe anything that amounts to investment without return.
I should incorporate my business so that I can sell stock to people and then purposely go bankrupt, get bailed out, and give myself a bonus on top of the ridiculous salary I already make!
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Hey, did you see that new car that Tom bought for $50,000? It's made out of plastic and duct tape. It's a real piece of corporation!!!
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Hey, did you see that new car that Tom bought for $50,000? It's made out of plastic and duct tape. It's a real piece of corporation!!!
by Trismegistus97 February 9, 2013
Get the corporation mug.A type of government in which huge corporations, through bribes, gifts, and the funding of ad campaigns that oppose candidates they don't like, become the driving force behind the executive, judicial and legislative branches.
"Man, since the Supreme Court ruled in January that corporations could spend trillions of dollars on election ads, this corporatocracy we're living in will really crap all over the little guy."
by jburgie April 5, 2010
Get the corporatocracy mug.A person in a conflict-oriented profession (ie assassin, negotiator, advertising personnel, etc)who follows a samurai-like code of ethics. This generally means limiting collateral damage (whatever that might be, depending on the profession), treating their job as 'just business (not bringing personal animosity into competition),' and respecting competitors in their profession. Coined as a part of the cyberpunk movement in science fiction, and exemplified by Case in Neuromancer by William Gibson, and Hiroaki Protagonist in Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson.
by BattleSchoolGraduate March 28, 2006
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