Slow internet connection

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error_timedoutconnection

Me: this fuckin slow internet connection is a piece of shit. fuck this slow ass shit.

by mydudefrank July 17, 2019

french connection

1 oz cognac
1 oz Grand Marnier® orange liqueur

Combine ingredients into a snifter and serve neat, or add a small amount of ice if desired.

Barkeep, I'll have a French Connection made with Courvoisier please. Thank you VERY much!!!

by Drink Then Think February 7, 2008

Mexican Connection

A internet connection that is very laggy

I can hit this guy he is lagging so bad he must have a Mexican Connection.

by CANINE February 19, 2008

making a connection

Giving or receiving oral sex allowing for a deeper more soulful connection between 2 people.

The only way to get through college is by making a connection with every girl you meet.

by japanese horn blower September 7, 2009

internet connection

Smth that only exist for robots and gods .

hey ! there is a good internet connection in NASA and Mark Zuckerberg' home.

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by Jesusson July 9, 2017

Slow internet connection

slow internet connections are unbelievably frustrating. Instead of speedy transmission it takes approximately 15 minutes for information to process. This disease is terribly annoying. Our humblest apologies

boston, America

Ronny: hey baby, how are you doing sweetheart...................

15 minutes later

Ronny: hey baby, how are doing sweetheart......................

Winnie: hey robbie sorry, i just heard the last part of you question. could you please repeat?.........................

15 minutes later

Ronny: repeat what honey?

slow internet connection - epic fail :(

by pinkhairtie June 8, 2010

connection master

a connection master is a selected one who has the power to make connections. a connection is between a pair, once the connection masters have connected them, they are a 'thing'. They work in paris, and there may only be one pair of connection masters at a time. There is currently a connection master pair working, and they will not be another pair until this pair have resigned.

there are rules to being a connection master, firstly you can't make connections with bad intensions. Secondly, you can;t be connected ever. Thirdly only the connection masters can make or break connections. The connection masters have it tough as many are jealous of their power and try to fight them for it, in this case tehy are allowed to do whatever to fight back, they may even break rule 1...

max and ella (the connection master) were walking down the street, when they noticed a pair standing next to each other. Max and Ella turned to each other an screeched "CON-NEC-TION" and the pair were connected.

by the connection master January 7, 2013