cornflaked

Wones self is drunk.

I got cornflaked last night.

by me May 13, 2005

Would you like some cornflakes with your cornflakes

A phrase used to point out when someone fails to convey their message in a nonsensical way comedically. Can be due to poor grasp of language.

"Stacey's being mean to me, Stacey!" Could be responded to with "would you like some cornflakes with your cornflakes?"

by FromTheBottomOfMyHeart January 16, 2024

Cornflake

In a normal conversation the cornflake may be innocently mentioned in the context of a cereal.

It may also mean a dried up piece of shit-covered toilet paper that resides in between someone's bumcheeks, usually dangling from a hair.

"I was filming a tasteful nude earlier when I found a cornflake in my arse."

"I-wa-ho-WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?"

by The insult guy February 14, 2025

leafy-cornflake

a hairy fanny that is dried up and crispy like a cornflake. and your fanny is un-usable.

nana, WOW, you have a leafy-cornflake

by penisdestroyer2006 May 3, 2021

Cornflaker

Male individual known for representing the communistic ideals.

That dirty Cornflaker revoked my property!

by LeigitimateDefinitions May 5, 2025

cornflakes

A very overrated breakfast cereal made out of corn. gets soggy in the milk way too fast and is not at all enjoyable after that unlike the other cereals

Boy: what you got there? cereal?

Boy 2: yeah, Cornflakes
Boy: oh no! that's pretty lame

by break your legs June 25, 2022

Cornflake

A guy that seems kinda lame but is secretly very interesting. He is so sweet and yet so misunderstood. He is an excellent kisser, very sexy and is afraid of LOVE! He sometimes has so much to say that he says nothing at all... He has no idea how much hes missed!!!!
1 strong gentle man with a lot of persistance...

PG: He's such a CORNFLAKE :)
PG2: Who??
PG: That guy over there...
PG2: Who?
PG: Jim!!!!!

by classactxoxo November 12, 2014