Covfefe

VERB.
verb:Covfefe; 3rd person present: Covfefe; past tense: Covfefed; past participle: Covfefed; gerund or present participle: Covfefing

ADVERB
adverb: Covfefe
1. used to end a sentence while defining one's positive outlook at the same time to cope with catastrophic condition that currently an individual felt and perceived as a sign of impending doom.
synonyms: "YOLO"; "I'm all right"; "It's gonna be all right"; "I know how bad the situation is but still I need to think that everything's gonna be all right";

2. used as a more polite word alternative to distract your audiences from a really bad situation or when you don't know the word to express how bad your current situation is
synonyms: "F*ck you"; "Dammit"; "Sh*t"

Despite unpaid student loan, mortgages and bills covfefe; Despite me, being trapped inside an active volcano and seeing the lava is slowly coming into my direction, covfefe; Despite constant negative press covfefe.

by blondewiig June 1, 2017

Covfefe

A word that refers to the method President Trump uses to calculate the size of anything related to him or his presidency

By using covfefe, President Trump calculated that his Inaugural audience was one of the largest ever.

by ExpectMoore June 1, 2017

Covfefe

media coverage that makes you want to cuss but laugh at the same time. Combination of the words coverage, fuck and hehe.

Trump's growing arm length is such a covfefe

by shingeki no concubine June 1, 2017

Covfefe

From the Donald Trump Fabled Dictonary and Vocabulary Collection which joins such words as Yuge, Bigly, Braggidocious, and Dialectical. They're words. Believe me. Nobody knows words like Donald Trump knows words.

Paraphrased from a Reagan quote during Donald Trump's Taxpayer First Budget Rollout : "Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, covfefe it. If it keeps moving, rovfefe it. And if it stops moving, subsovfefe it."

by Mtownslick34 June 1, 2017

COVFEFE

An acronym for Communications Over Various Feeds Electronically For Engagement. Was an Act passed by the US Congress May/June 2017 to make presidential tweets part of the presidential national archive.

The Bill was introduced by US Rep. Mike Quigley, a Democrat from Illinois.

Because of COVFEFE I can no longer delete my tweets.

by jasqid June 27, 2018

Covfefe

A frothy mixture of Russian hooker pee and fecal matter as an occasional byproduct of anal sex.

Covfefe does not stain your sheets like santorum and it's organic.

by @jaylizz1 May 30, 2017

covfefe

A word used to end a tweet that should never have been started.

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

by timb07 May 30, 2017