Contracted Crop Duster

The act of passing wind and having a person or people walk past and crop dust your scent for you.

Scott timed his fart perfectly as Jono walked past thus using Jono as his contracted crop duster to delightfully distribute the scent of his fart to share with others.

by The S Master June 13, 2021

bowel constrictor

an agent of constipation or stress.

ex: this wheel of gouda is supposed to be consumed over time. i ate the whole thing during the remake of steel magnolias, and feel like there's a bowel constrictor attacking my core.

by mariana's trench February 20, 2014

Ass Contractions

When someone has severe gas or shit pains thay they feel like they are in labor.

Oh man, I can barely walk to the bathroom! These ass contractions are killing me!

by Cazador301 May 22, 2015

bestie contract

An unwritten agreement which can be called upon in situations involving your best friend

According to the bestie contract, you have to give me half that sandwich.

by Coastiewife May 21, 2016

Bridge Constructor Portal

An engineering simulation and puzzle video game developed by ClockStone and published by Headup Games.
It can be easy at first, but it becomes more stressful and difficult as it goes.

Eric: Hey, have you played Bridge Constructor Portal yet?
James: Yeah! And it's pretty fun, but also its bloody hard.

by ThatUrbanNinja6969 February 8, 2018

cambodian boa constrictor

The act of deucing around a girl's neck as she lays on her back.

Hey, did you hear Carl gave Shannon a Cambodian Boa Constrictor after he got back from his business trip?

by D_Stroker July 21, 2014

Contract

An unwritten, unspoken agreement between certain elements of law enforcement and other lawmen, cherchant, service providers

Yo, Patrick has a contract with the movie and TV unit, he can hook you up with some secret squirrel, cash ot!

by weaselworm May 18, 2019