goodafterble constanoon

A greeting used by an intoxicated individual upon encountering a police constable.

Policeman: 'Had anything to drink today, sir?'
Drunk Person: 'Aw chur chur, goodafterble constanoon!'

by Pedroc February 27, 2008

constidoucion

constantly douching

Mary has to start her constidoucion, cuz that pussy stanks.

by balls ulovem October 24, 2008

Special Constable

A citizen empowered by the law to keep the Queen's peace.

To protect and serve those who are in need and to bring to justice those scrotes and undesirables who think its big and hard to break the law.

Scrote assaults an old age pensioner in order to steal the contents of her purse. A grand total of £12.46.

The pensioner is admitted to hospital with serious head injuries as the scrote used a lump of wood to beat her about the head. She later dies of her injuries and it is now a murder inquiry. These sickening thugs will get brought to justice. But what is left for the frail old lady who is now dead, and what do her family go through?

Scrotes need to be caught - and will be caught. They will be caught by Police officers - some of them Special Constables!!!!

by Paul November 29, 2004

Andrew Constance

Andrew Constance is a fucking cunt who is extremely arrogant and doesn't give a crap about the public at all, he was very rude to a business owner in the City, when those business workers were impacted by the new Light Rail construction. He is the worst transport minister that NSW has ever seen.

Person 1: He was rude to me and told me I'm a collateral damage.
Person 2: He doesn't give a crap if people are badly let down and impacted by the Inner West Bus privatisation.
Person 3: He was one of the worst Transport Minister that we ever had.
Person 4: He ignores the public always.
Person 5: He lied about the new Sydney Light Rail.
Person 6: He's an Andrew Constance.

by fakespam123 April 30, 2020

Constance

My funny ass best friend whom has a big booty and has a resting bitch face. She is a peng ting from barking.

Hey Constance, I was born in the church let me give you my holy water

by Connie wonny Ding dong February 23, 2019

man of constant sorrow

Song on O Brother, Where Art Thou?

I am the man of constant sorrow, Ive seen trouble on the brink.

by Traveling Bob July 30, 2006

Constantinople

Proper Name for a City on the Bosporus Straits between Europe and Asia. Under occupation by Muslim invaders for more than 600 years now. At the hands of these captives, it is and has been the site of racist anti-Christian Pogroms, Genocide, and government-sanctioned looting and destruction of property of any and all of the Christian churches there. Proper ownership of this city would either go to the Hellenic Republic (Greece), possibly Rossiya, the Russian Orthodox Church, or The Eastern (Greek) Orthodox Church. If the English and French were not dumbasses, Imperial Russia would have finished off the Ottoman dogs in the 17th or 18th Century, but leave it to those French Toads and English Twits to screw everything up. Wait to go England and France, if it wasn't for your selfish ends, you could have saved many Christians! How arbitrary is this, when the Greeks go for Independence, the English and the British assholes decide to help Russia achieve her ultimate goal of a free Christian eastern europe.

The proper name of the city located on the Bosporus Strait is Constantinople.

The only rightful owners of Constantinople are Christians.

by Mihail Alexsandrovich Toronov February 12, 2007