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convertible

A sports car that has a mechanical (older convertibles had to have the top removed manually) folding soft or hardtop instead of a fixed roof. Contrary to popular belief, they are NOT only chick cars and are NOT cars for just old or gay guys. If you go to some car shows, you will see some convertibles that have been turned from cruisers into full blown beasts.
Tommy: Dude you got a convertible?
Freddy: Yea so?
Tommy: You're so gay!
Freddy: If I'm so gay, why is your girl riding shotgun with me?
Tommy: Gah!
Freddy: Oh and for the record, I hear you talking shit about my ride, saying how your coupe can beat it. Well guess what, my convertible is pushing out 800hp so do you still wanna talk shit or do you wanna race?
Tommy: No dude it's ok...boy I was wrong about you convertible guys. I'm sorry man. But hey can I have my girl back?
Freddy: No! Fuck off!
by eghegjsefsd November 3, 2006
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converse

rubber and canvas shoes that have become a trend. often seen in many colours and patterns. can now get fakes for a 5th of the price. people often change the laces ands put beads on and write things on the rubber parts.
trendy people hated the alternatives wearing them a year later they have 3 pairs
dont wear them in the rain or they tend to go squeak squeak
by Stephanie Dawn August 27, 2005
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conversation jailer

One who won't stop talking, typically in a social scene. The type of person you make up an excuse to get away from.
Sorry I wasn't back earlier, but that conversation jailer Eddie wouldn't shut the fuck up.
by Drparty November 9, 2008
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convertible

An apartment to which an extra "bedroom" has been added through the subdivision of a bedroom or living room with a makeshift wall. This usually results in a tiny, rat-maze-like room with no doors, windows, or closets, and no sound insulation. Not recommended for adults. A common occurrence in New York City, this procedure is used especially for turning overpriced, small one-bedroom apartments into overpriced, even smaller two-bedroom apartments. Usage is not standard, and some differentiate between "converted" apartments in which the subdividing wall(s) have already been added, and "convertible" apartments which have not yet been subdivided. Transparently and insultingly exploiting this confusion, unscrupulous (read: all) rental apartment brokers almost always classify any overpriced one-bedroom apartment as a "convertible" two-bedroom.

Renters of convertible apartments are in common parlance called "suckers," and the act of renting itself is called a "mistake."
"You son of a b****, you advertised this as a 2BR and I came all the way to the f***ing West Side to find a studio with a bead curtain."
by Chipper Manhattanite July 6, 2004
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Convergmas

Convergmas is unwillingly celebrated by thousands of Convergys employees each year on December 25th. Instead of opening presents and enjoying time with their family, many Convergys employees celebrate their bastardized version of Christmas answering phones, crying in the bathroom, and getting wallaced.
Fuck, look at my schedule. I'll be celebrating Convergmas this year.
by /\gent I)eepshit December 31, 2004
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converse

OMG THEY USED TO BE KOOL BUT NOW THEY'RE LYKE SOOO TRENDY!!!!!1!!111!11 BUT U SEE IM BEING TRENDY BY CALLING THEM TRENDY!!1111!!1 LOLZ KTHXBYE

Shut the fuck up. Converse are amazing, always have been and always will be, no matter who wears them. If you pricks actually stop wearing a brand of shoes because "preps" have started wearing them, you're a pathetic piece of shit and should be shot immediately.

Converse are canvas shoes that were popular in the 1980's. In the past few years they have become more popular again. You can buy them in low or high top, and in any color or design. You can personalize them by putting in your own shoelaces and writing on them in permanent marker.
Converse owns yo bitch asses. YEAH NIGS.
by kkkkate rocks it October 5, 2005
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Conversion Kit

The act of changing ones sexual preferance. Typically from female on female to female on male.
Michelle was given a conversion kit by shane, which put julie out of a job and relationship...
by s._w._ March 31, 2009
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