Comcast Cable

- a cable "service" that sends people to fix the problem by pretending they are checking the frequency on your dvr, then unplugging it and plugging it back in again, which you could have done yourself, then proceeding to charge you 28$ for it.

-begins in a semi-functional state, then deteriorates overtime.

-representatives are trained to be extremely polite, in order to make up for lack of effective service.

-leading cause of homocide.

bill came home in a great mood, turned on Comcast Cable and tried to watch the same program on his DVR 20 times last week, he is currently incarcerated for firebombing several Comcast enemy bases, and raping executives in the parking lot.

by casperthedopestghostintown February 13, 2010

Comcastic

An adjective attempting to express the seemingly beautiful nature of an object or service, ultimately representing the epitome of broken dreams and false promises.

We had a six pack and freshly microwaved nachos, everything was ready to go. The Sopranos' finale was about to come on, when the cable went all comcastic again.

by g.sus June 11, 2006

Cocaine Attack

Cocaine Attack- the best sex with a Caucasian Woman that makes your body numb, shake, or shiver upon a sexual impulse and or thought.

Last Friday with Goldie was epic, oh shit I'm having a cocaine attack.

by Mrswaggsauce November 21, 2013

Cocainus

What you call your anus after having smuggled cocaine inside of it.

Roberto: Carlos, run the border patrol has spotted us!

Carlos: I can’t. These bags are gonna burst inside my cocainus.

by Patty Papperman February 14, 2019

coca cola red bone

A girl who is light skinned and has a body like a coke bottle

R.Kelly Lyrics Same Girl

"Man, she so fine
Straight up dawg
She stand about 5'4''
Coca Cola Red Bone
Damn"

by trackstr757 August 25, 2009

Cocaine Lane

THe coolest place for kids to hang out in atlanta. located near Chastain.
Home of Bongo Man.
(aka: The Lane)

hey Tolleson, are you are you hangin' out at Cocaine Lane tonight?

by layout420 December 11, 2006

coca cola

Originally a liquid headache medicine, until it was realized that it tastes oh-so sweet. (Though it does cure headaches still) Now sold internationally, and has become a sponsor of most movie theatres, which sucks, because before you can watch your movie, you have to watch 20 minutes of Coca-Cola ads. I love coke, but show me my damn movie.

"Oy! I got a headache!"
"Here, have a coke! It's refreshing!"

by Mike June 1, 2004