Person 1: Did you hear? During sex, John and Michelle's condom broke. (condom break)
Person 2: Damn, they're fked now.
Person 2: Damn, they're fked now.
by SoFetchh May 26, 2008
Get the condom break mug.Person 1: I'm so big, even Magnum XLs feel tight. They're roomy around the shaft, but they just don't fit around my balls.
Person 2: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: You're giving yourself a fucking condom nut-hug, you jackass.
Person 2: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: You're giving yourself a fucking condom nut-hug, you jackass.
by The Bod January 18, 2009
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You can't go wrong if you shield your dong!
Before you deck her, cover your pecker!
While she gets in heat, package your meat!
Before undressing Venus, dress up your...
...you know what.
*rimshot*
Before you deck her, cover your pecker!
While she gets in heat, package your meat!
Before undressing Venus, dress up your...
...you know what.
*rimshot*
by Mark H June 17, 2004
Get the pro-condom slogans mug.Ashamed of buying condoms directly, a person (usually female) persuades his or her lover to buy condoms while they hide behind a magazine 20-feet away.
A man bumps into his friend in line at the checkout:
"Hey dude! It's been awhile! Where's your wife?"
"Oh, she's just over there looking at magazines, she has condom shame."
"Hey dude! It's been awhile! Where's your wife?"
"Oh, she's just over there looking at magazines, she has condom shame."
by gwaijai85 October 23, 2009
Get the Condom Shame mug.a very small pocket on an article of clothing, named because the only practical use it seems to have is for holding condoms.
by dc916 May 26, 2004
Get the condom pocket mug.He is a teacher in La Salle College who teaches Science and Biology. He says "Shut your damn mouth!" when students are chatting loudly. His name comes from his 0.01 condom joke.
by xxxxxxxxxxgood student is good December 9, 2019
Get the Condom Leung mug.Candemic is a word used to describe the transmission of a sometimes lethal, sometimes mundane, worldwide virus by strictly having intercourse in the ass aka the can and upon transmission, unfortunately becomes ground zero for the pandemic.
I was talking to Cramer last week and apparently old dumper queef Keith is ground zero for the new flesh eating dong disease that has started to spread. I guess because its transmitted through anal sex he’s started a candemic!
by Tee Cee Deez March 13, 2020
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