Rumpus Compass

The supposed ability of a person to find someone with an attractive buttock by ‘sensing’ the location of said buttock in their mind.

My Rumpus Compass is telling me to go over there.

by GoingNorth June 12, 2018

compass rose

A map symbol showing the directions north, south, east, and west.

1. The compass rose helps you find the location of something or somewhere.

by lala145 September 29, 2017

compass-brain

A symptom associated with an alcohol hangover when one turns their head faster than the brain can process what the eyes see, causing delayed disorienting vision.

Oh man I need to sit down. I drank too much last night and when I turned around just now Compass-brain almost made me fall down.

by Crystal Methany May 22, 2017

Compassion Cupcake

When your buddy is feeling down, you fill their ass with an “ample amount” of coolwhip and eat it out. Great for rainy days, it’s sure to make you feel better when you’re sad.

My buddy Rafael is looking upset today. I think I’ll give him a tasty compassion cupcake.

by xX_odie_Xx October 23, 2019

Compass Fingers

When someone's fingers are extremely crooked. Typically pointing in a strange direction like a compass. (I would personally say that because it's like an arrow pointing to the last bit of treasure you can't find)

"Yeesh, they have a serious case of Compass Fingers!"

"Ayo, your fingers pointing in like five different directions! Your compass must be broken!"

by Hirashimi ♀️ March 5, 2021

Nautical compass tattoo

A form of telling others he or she is attracted to the same gender.

Hey look that dude has a nautical compass tattoo he must be gay.

by Nardwik November 19, 2023

Compassion

HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! NO! NO! NONE OF THAT! I'm all tapped out! You didn't need a man a second ago! What happened? You can't choose wrong so... What happened!? Now you need ALL of the men to pay for you to feed the kids you shat out fucking someone other than them?

Hym "No. You don't have any compassion and mine is gone. You can legalize prostitution and you can tax THAT. Or use that to feed the kid. OR make the guy who fucked you pay. Or don't have them. 0 dollars."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2024