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Commit oof

A phrase commonly used by children which means to kill ones self. Also can be said as commit LEGO step
by Pandaman0316 June 9, 2020
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Commit Alabama

What you do if you feel horny towards a member of your own family tree. This could be one's siblings, parents, grandparents, children, or anyone of the same family tree. Often done by the people of Alabama, as seen by the name.
That's it. My sister is so hot I feel like I'm gonna commit Alabama.
by Anonymous-7070 July 9, 2021
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Commit Sayori

When the main character does not love you anymore. #depressed #emo
Person 1: Hey I think I'm gonna go commit Sayori.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: HE DOES NOT LOVE ME ANYMORE *fucking dies*
by YouHaveMommyIssues June 9, 2022
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committed crush

When you can't experience romantic feelings for another because your mind is occupied by your crush.
"So, what so you think of Carlos?"
"I'm done with Carlos. Im in a committed crush with Avery now"
by 3mane October 12, 2017
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Commit Tree

A different way of saying committing suicide. In the epic poem "The Divine Comedy"'s first book Inferno. Those who commit suicide are turned into trees
If we don't do something soon Billy might go and commit tree
by Air_Purifier March 1, 2019
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committing the vibe

Committing the vibe is usually what happens when u listen to music while doing that homework that is due in 15 minutes and you haven't started. You try not to stress out and because you are the procrastinating fuck you are, you get lost in the music instead of doing your actual work.
mom: Son you better be doing your homework and don't you dare start committing the vibe or I will have your father beat your ass
me: Either I can listen or, woah I love this song
by ThisKidThatPostedThis March 10, 2021
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Cuddles and commitment

It when you reach that stage of your relationship when your bored so you just cuddle without sex. Which still usually ends up with someone horny
Boy: hey you go to my place tonight
Girl: sorry I don't feel like having sex

Boy: no sex, just cuddles and commitment
by Callmecrazy5678 June 23, 2016
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