coloning

the inappropriate, overused and cringeworthy use of the colon in internet comments to express unoriginal and unenlightened ideas through the memeification of modern speech. In other words, a dead giveaway that you're a tasteless moron. Generally in the form of an either or question being answered in colon form with the word "yes".

For example,
Me: So are you retarded or do you just lack any kind of originality and thats why you just copy what everyone else is doing on the internet?
Internet commenters: Yes.

Company: We're making this new thing you want
Internet commenters: I'm jizzing myself
Me: Stop coloning and just say you like the thing. Just say "i like this thing". Coloning is completely unnecessary.

by A "professional" June 3, 2019

Conjuring

The build up or anticipation of a large bowel movement. Summoning the demons.

I just drank my morning coffee and now I'm conjuring.

by The Conjuring December 18, 2020

Clouding

a pretty cloud, that's really giving

wow that cloud is really clouding

by chokeon.deeznuts November 24, 2021

Clouding

When you're sad but not sad enough to cry.

I was clouding yesterday but I didn't rain... So now I'm fine -it's fine

by UrbanWordings June 5, 2022

colozaing

A mans fat sack tied around his penis and is a demonstration of cock and ball torture

Bro Dan was just colozaing in the bathroom

by Cjfgnnjo November 26, 2022

Clouding

When the loading to find a match, takes a very long time due to a lack of players. also it’s a verb

Guy1: hey, you got a 4000 trophies in clash of clans
Guy 2: yeah it sucks. I can’t find a match now because I’m always clouding.

by Rat_gameing June 23, 2023

Colluding to kill God

No-I'm not colluding with anyone to do it I'm just GOING TO do it. You're not a part of this. You know you'll just get in that way AND you're a betrayal hazard. You just relax.

Hym "No- Colluding to kill God implies I'm not working alone-"

Iam "Um... Hello."

Hym "You don't count."

Iam "Aw..."

Hym "Quiet! I'M going to kill it. Kill it REAL dead. Kill it here. Kill it THERE. And then build a thing out of it's bones. That's the plan. I'm also not a scientist. Well... Social scientist technically (And a genius on at that)- BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT! YOU are fine. YOU don't worry about it. Gonna fix this absolute-fucking hachet-job of a reality and you just fucking... I don't know, go play or something."

by Hym Iam September 20, 2023