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Colonel Cornelius Cornwall

A fictitious colonel who attempts to persuade (and extort) the listener into purchasing corn. Colonel Cornelius Cornwall makes his appearance in a video published by Slimecicle on December 5th, 2018.
"From the earth Colonel Cornelius Cornwall rises, and to the earth he one day will return."
by MinitrueEmployee December 22, 2020
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colonel stripes

Stripes of faecaes / shit left on a forearm from a progressively deeper ass fisting session
That guy really took it in the ass, look st my colonel stripes!
by Shatwood May 19, 2017
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cologneranger

Someone who wears entirely too much cologne.
I could smell that cologneranger from 15 feet away.
by Cologne Ranger June 16, 2007
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Colonel Paddy

Colonel Paddy is how the late Colonel Robin Blair Mayne DSO (Three bars), Africa Star, Légion D'Honneur, Croix De Guerre & Palm, co founder of the SAS is known is his home town of Newtownards, Co. Down. Col. Paddy won numerous other medals during World War II
Robin Blair Mayne born at Newtownards, Co. Down on 11th January 1915 - died in a motoring accident near Newtownards on 14th December 1955. His reputation as a tough man was gained in the Boxing ring (he was the Irish Universities Heavyweight Champion) and on the Rugby field (six caps for the Irish Rugby team and a member of the 1938 British Lions tour). It preceded him wherever he went. He became a legend in his own lifetime. Whenever someone today mentions the name Colonel Paddy many people are able to provide their own anecdote about the man.
by Criostoir Hulme December 28, 2005
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Colognial Soldier

When you fart on your wrist and ask someone to smell your cologne and you put out your wrist for them to smell.
Guy 1: Hey man, check out my new cologne, (holding out wrist.)

Guy 2: (Sniffs) Dude, that smells like shit!

Guy 3: Haha, looks like you just got sniped by a colognial soldier!
by Dookiejuice March 9, 2013
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colonel h stinkmeaner

he called me THE DEVIL a...
colonel h stinkmeaner: bitch ass nigga
by QUANDALE DINGLE November 11, 2022
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Colonelingus

The act of eating KFC so voraciously that you can't tell if they're eating it or going down on it.
Watching bruce go down on a double down is pure colonelingus.
by Dead launch February 6, 2021
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