A lonely guy who thinks, talks and focuses too much about sex. An average coomer masturbates porn almost throughout the whole week and stinks like matches and bleach
Coomer: UUUGH.... oh god-- I'm gonna... AAAGH!!! I'M GONNA COOM!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! OH GOD IM COOMING!
by dankm3m3rzz September 23, 2021
Get the Coomer mug.Stephen Colbert is one of the greatest comedians and entertainers alive. He is the host of the Colbert Report, and was jabbing at running for presidential office 08'. If Stephen Colbert ran for pres 08 it would probably off throw the election drastically, and would probably end badly. He would probably be the most influential candidate of the 2008 election because he is so idealized by America, and myself.
by The Big Tipper December 3, 2007
Get the stephen colbert mug.Related Words
Colmer
• Nathan Colmer
• Coomer
• commercial
• colbert
• Colter
• Comer
• comere
• commerce
• Coomers Law
1* A form of capitalist propaganda.
Far more accepted (especially among dumbasses) than religious, leftist, conservative, nationalist or any other form of propaganda even though it's also far more biased and even less truthfull than any of the above.
2* Something that is commercial or in other words private and for profit.
Far more accepted (especially among dumbasses) than religious, leftist, conservative, nationalist or any other form of propaganda even though it's also far more biased and even less truthfull than any of the above.
2* Something that is commercial or in other words private and for profit.
Example 1:
Buy our product, it's the best product, we have tested it with independent researchers, we are not lying, buy it, buy it, buy it.
Example 2:
Norwegian Air is a commercial airline.
The commercial value of our products has risen rapidly.
Buy our product, it's the best product, we have tested it with independent researchers, we are not lying, buy it, buy it, buy it.
Example 2:
Norwegian Air is a commercial airline.
The commercial value of our products has risen rapidly.
by Can't_use_my_registered_name June 14, 2009
Get the Commercial mug.Guy: Hey did you see that super bowl commercial for Doritos?
Guy #2: Yeah! That one's my favorite of all the commercials this year!
Guy #2: Yeah! That one's my favorite of all the commercials this year!
by SuperBowlSunday11 February 25, 2011
Get the commercials mug.
by Big Dog Drake October 30, 2017
Get the comer dick mug.(come-'ere) a slang combination of "come" and here. It is used in casual situations, and is derived from the fact that some people speak quickly and just combine "come" and "here" naturally.
by hendrixxxx92<3 August 17, 2007
Get the comere mug.