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college

A place that typically 18 year old high-school graduates go to, with the ages of people attending ranging from 18 to 22. The student levels go from freshman to senior. Colleges are numerous and located all over the world, especially in America and Europe. Some colleges are very large, though, and are known as universities.
College is usually a fun place, and a major lesson in life. However, there are plenty of jackasses and stuck-up bitches who try to ruin the experience. Though not in all cases or with every dormatory resident, drinking, smoking, blaring loud music, prank calls, etc, is frequent. In addition, the average college campus has a generally left-wing liberal atmosphere, and diversity seems to be of upmost importance above all else. Most Republicans, and many Christians, are judged and hated by a great majority of the other students.
I sure do hate all the drinking, drug use, and loud music that isn't even good blaring around midnight, as well as being judged and abused for my right-wing political affiliations, but all in all, I really love college.
by Republican Warrior March 23, 2005
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1. When you graduate your parents be like, "Get yo smelly ass outta my house and in college." and it's all like learning and shit with professahs.

2. Place were skank ass girls go to get f-cked in the -ss because they sleep with everyone in the sorority.
1. "Mom make me turkey sandwhich."
"Get yo smelly ass outta my house and in college"
"Shut yo skank ass up woman and make me my damn turkey sandwich."

2.Sorority slut kelly has slept with the entire Football team, all her proffessors, and all her sorority sisters at College.
by DontbeHatin April 28, 2005
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by ka'lidge June 27, 2003
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As an adjective, any sort of typically degenerate behavior. Usually said in the context of sexual promiscuity or alcohol related misconduct.
Celeste: I woke up naked and didn't even know which dorm I was in.
Haley: Omg Celeste stop being so college!

George: It's Wednesday night, so obviously we're hitting the bars and getting blackout.
Adam: How college of you!

Hannah: IM SO DRUNK
Celeste: COLLEGE!
by geoffmuuuucha November 9, 2009
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College is just like my childhood except for the alcohol.
by Slenderman77 November 29, 2015
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Another version of school (pain in the ***) but it actually affects your future career.
Man, why didn't we take college before we went to school?
by LookBehindYou.... May 12, 2016
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A place where you go and spend lots of money, ultimately to waste time on Urban Dictionary when you're supposed to be writing a case study on Women in Management.
Transgender Uncle: How's college treating ya?

Me: Not as well as it treated you.
by neutrogina October 9, 2016
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