college

1. High school redirected in a very expensive facility, concentrated with thousands of other crazy drunks, potheads, nerds, and hopeful virgins. It's the center where young adults feel free to do as they wish considering booze, drugs and sex are beknowngst parents, and only until holiday vacations are when their precious sons and daughters come home clean and sober (most of the time). It's the namesake of a heavily financial burden and longterm debt paid by the attendee soon after they (hopefully) graduate.

2. The Real World meets Animal House.

Girl: College is going to be awesome! I can't wait to meet all the guys!
Nerd: I will graduate with a B.S. in Physics.
Boy: I'm a Sigma Chi.
Professor: I hate these little bastards.
Parent: It's as if they're suckling on my retirement funds.

by Ronique S. July 5, 2006

Roma Mitchell secondary college

Roma Mitchell secondary college, Or RMSC is the worst fucking highschool in Adelaide. Full of teachers that can't teach, full of retard kids. The school acts like a fucking private school but is a public school. It gives you a detention for wearing the wrong color socks but does nothing to bullies. A complete and utter waste of childhood.

Kid 1 "I love Roma Mitchell secondary college"
Kid 2 "You must be autistic"

by rmsc_autistic_memes November 23, 2019

Eton College

Posh boys school in England with an annual fee of over the average income. Sports played are rowing, rugby and cricket. Pupils consist mainly of upper middle class white Oxbridge-bound Hooray Henrys, many of whom are the offspring of aristocrats and investment bankers.

Alumni includes 19 British prime ministers, the Duke of Wellington and Princes William and Harry. Situated in the quaint Berkshire town of Eton, which features a Coutts Bank and a Jack Wills store in the High Street.

I wouldn't want my little darlings mixing with the peasants. Hugo and I will be packing them off to Eton College!

by theurbandictionarydon May 18, 2011

College

A highly overated pyramid scheme in which, in exchange for four+ years of your life, you get financially raped by the school bookstore, tuition office, and the american educational system. And as a bonus you get a piece of paper called a 'Duh-Gree' which you pin to your shirt so potential employers will know why you are so stupid.

EMPLOYER: So why do want to work here?
EX-STUDENT: Because I went to college, and therefore I am entitled to a high paying job.
EMPLOYER: Of course. I think you will do well with us. Here is a corner cubicle where you'll spend the rest of your life complaining about why you never get a raise and dot.com dropouts are making more than you.
EX-STUDENT: Sounds great! The job world isn't so hard after all.

by m1z_w1z_11 September 21, 2005

College

A place of conformity, stuck-up people, stds and brainwashing. Overpriced and worthless.

When College rejects you for admission, don't get upset. Be thankful that you dodged a bullet.

by not chasing the american dream April 29, 2010

suitcase college

A college or university where many students go back home every weekend.

It'd be easier to tag some Friday night ass here if this weren't such a suitcase college.

by E-Luv December 25, 2006

College Student

A person who is poor, procrastinates a lot, and somehow manages to succeed in completing a never-ending pile of homework. Often found with bags under their eyes, hyped up on caffeine, and eating top ramen while working on assignments for the next class.

Damn Jordan, you are such a college student! Wasn't that essay assigned 3 weeks ago and you are just now doing it!? You need to lay off the energy drinks and get some rest. Maybe you should think about doing your work AHEAD of time.

by TheCollegeGuy916 September 20, 2011