Coldplayed

When your music gets stolen by some lame ass u2 wannabes.

Hey those lame ass posers are playing a song that sounds like one you wrote years ago. I think you just got coldplayed.

by GuitarBob December 19, 2008

Coldplay

1. The British Band with Chris Martin (vocals) Johnny Buckland (guitar) Will Champion (drums) and guy Berryman (bass). Some of there hit songs are Yellow, The Scientist, Clocks, Fix You, Speed of Sound, and Viva la Vida (i was Lost was 1)

2. A Bad desision

1. Dude im going to be the first see the hit song by Coldplay "Viva La Vida" at the 2008 Mtv Music Awards.

2. Why did i make that coldplay

by British Coldplay Fan March 9, 2009

Coldplayer

Taken from the name of the band...meaning someone who is very boring, bland, uninteresting, unexciting, whiney and unimaginative, but whom everyone seems to like on the surface as it would be uncool not to like him.

Following the coldplayers like stupid herds of sheep cuz everyone else seems to be doing/liking something.

by MissyM May 6, 2005

ColdPlay

When you 'play' with yourself, while your genitals are below average body temperature.

In the winter, I have no option but to ColdPlay with my self.

by FortOfDoom January 24, 2015

Coldplay

Foreplay performed on a sex partner who is not in the mood, not feeling well, still sleeping, or otherwise non-responsive to romantic overtures.

"Oh, hon. I love making love with you, but no matter how much coldplay you perform, I'm just exhausted and want to sleep some more, OK?"

by Chad5500 May 23, 2014

coldplay cleanse

When you spend at least 3 hours listening to quality music with heart and passion after struggling through Coldplay's performance at the Super Bowl.

I seriously needed a Coldplay Cleanse so I've been listening to Zeppelinand Hendrix all day.

by Jlewmook September 22, 2016

coldplaying

Quoting "when you try your best but you don't succeed" at any given relavent opportunity

Coldplaying someone

Stephen - *struggles to open a jam jar*
Louise - "When you try your best but you don't succeed"

by Louiselouise01 September 16, 2016