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Cockwomble

Now a general word of abuse, but originally more especially for politicians. However, I'm fairly sure its first meaning was something rather more specific.
"The Wombles" was a children's TV programme about little creatures who lived in Wimbledon Common and picked up trash.

Also at one time Wimble Common was known as a place homosexual men would go in the evening in search of anonymous casual sex.

There was a scandal once regarding a politician who was seen there one evening and who insisted he was, "Taking his dog for a walk".

So a "cockwomble" was someone (especially a politician) whose interests include anonymous casual homosexual sex acts with strangers.
"Why does he go by car to take his dog for a walk?"

"He's a cockwomble."
by A handle not already used March 6, 2021
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Cockwomble

Used mainly as an insult towards men. Cockwombles are useless fuckwits that do not know what they are doing and stand around while watching others do work.
Hey you cockwomble! Get over here and help!”
by daddysims887 March 9, 2021
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cockgobbling goblin

The absolute peak of being a fucking twat.
by ben tha hunta November 15, 2016
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cockgobble

1. An often used vulgar declaration to indicate that something has gone terribly, terribly wrong.

2. In the days of yore, the cockgobble was said to be the favorite pet of the leprachaun. In the early 1600's "The great cockgobble purge" took place, in which cockgobbles were hunted down for their pelts, which were used to fashion the earliest dildos of our time.
The chocolate milk is all gone? Cockgobble!
by Craigelles April 29, 2006
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cockwomble

When a man dresses up in a wobble outfit and only his cock is hanging out and he has sex with someone.
"so how was sex with Jim last night?"
"it was so bad he totally cockwombled me!"
by womblers February 10, 2014
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cockgobbler

One who enthusiastically enjoys the act of cobbling on the cock......with slight nut nibbling
Dude your girlfriend is the best damn cockgobbler in town.....what....nothing man ive moved on, so should you
by Anonymous April 3, 2003
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cockgobbler

"She's a little cockgobbler"
by kara December 16, 2003
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