Cockwomble

BoJo, the fluffy topped one, the purveyor of untruths and man who has dumbfounded not just his own nation but many around the world.

That Cockwomble Boris Johnston...

by anonymous September 14, 2020

cockwomble

when a boy is really bad with his willy and it shriverls up inside you when he goes too fast.

girl1: oh that maddox boy is really hot
gorl2: yeah but hes a complete cockwombler

by hshshkellogssoup November 14, 2021

Cockwaggler

Something you call your friend jokingly or to someone you hate not jokingly (however they probably wouldn't understand) A cockwaggler can mean many different things... we still haven't figured out exactly what it means. also the origin for cockwaggler was a video of a dog wagging its tail in between its legs and it looked like a fuzzy cock.

Leo: Vincent you are a cockwaggler
Vincent: *metal gear solid alert sound*

by MANO'WORDS September 29, 2022

cockwomblery

The state of, and actions involved with, being a Cockwomble

The steady stream of cockwomblery from Kevin is truly astounding.

by ehlana March 13, 2023

cockjabbled

I created the word, it essentially means to be shocked to a large extent. It’s also just a funny word, it sounds shakespearian but when I looked it up and it wasn’t, so i guess the word is mine

“Did you hear that Brittney Spears is pregnant??”

“Yeah, I’m cockjabbled! I almost spit out my food when I heard the news!”

by therealcockjabber April 26, 2023

Cockwombler

Ignorant twat making shit up to manipulate others, often blaming others for what they did themselves.
Kremlin aced cockwombling in 2022-2023.

Fella 1: Why is the world going upside down?
Fella 2: Somehow massive cockwombles like Putin, Medvedev & Vasily Alekseyevich Nebenzya managed to bully their way to power like nazis while accusing their made up opponents, the people of Ukraine of being nazi.
Redefining the meaning of nazi and also accusing jews of being nazi. And claiming they protect democracy while bombing the shit out of civilians, churches & hospitals.
All in an attempt to divide people in democracies to strengthen fascism.
Fella 1: Fucking cockwomblers!

by KajmanStan August 3, 2023

Cockwomble

Nriq, someone who thinks they can 1 v 22 a whole faction

Nriq is a cockwomble.

by Drakans June 2, 2024