cocktimistic

Being particularly optimistic in matters regarding sex.

"Oh don't pout, this is singles night! There's every reason to be cocktimistic in this crowd"

"Hey babe, feeling cocktimistic tonight or should I just brush my teeth and call it a night?"

by vvlts December 12, 2012

Cockatitis

n. a condition in which someone's breath reeks as if you have sucked on a number of dirty penises.

Have an Altoid since you've got cockatitis.

by JoeKnee October 17, 2012

Cockita

The dick. A penis a COCK. Added the "ita" for a Mexican accent effect

Girl you want this Cockita

by DoomGotti1 August 26, 2013

cocktioneer

One who specializes in the auctioning of cocks.

The cocktioneer took bids and the sale of the 7 1/4" cock was finalized

by KennyP06 February 26, 2017

Cocktimistic

Overestimating the size of one's penis.

Dave said it would shatter my ovaries, but he was being cocktimistic!

by dave_moodiesburn July 18, 2018

cocktist

One who is an expert in drawing, sculpting, molding, painting, carving, sketching, creating, etc artificial cocks.

That cock on the wall in the bathroom must have been drawn by a real cocktist

by ROCKY D January 23, 2020

cockitywockity

a cockitywockity is a very useful tool used to masturbate (comes in both male and female variants)

Damn bro sauce the cockitywockity over here

by CockityWockity February 26, 2021