Cocksman

One who is skilled in the ways of the cock (pronounces "yaulk" in French). Often mistakenly associated with being well endowed, which is a key characteristic of a cocksman, but must include the ability to successfully slay inordinate amounts of poon. For a reason that has been pondered but never explained by the more philosophical cocksman of history, the greatest cocksman tend to prefer strippers, escorts, and women with fake breasts.

"Due to his ability to pleasure a large number of fake breasted women, Wade became known as the greatest cocksman the world had ever seen."

by WhiteyEMSR January 2, 2017

farting cocksman

a cocksman who lets out a rip at the urinal while pissing

think from the movie 'along came polly' the scene where ben stiller and his boss in the movie are in the urinal and he farts while pissing, hence the term farting cocksman

by cesar romero May 20, 2010

Cockcaine

When a Wench is giving you a job. When You About To Cum You Put That Shit In Her Nose Then Make Her Snort It...

Originated in Houston Texas When Joshua Del Rio
sucking Dick In The Bayou When The Man

ask ed him if he Wanted Cockcaine But He Misunderstood What He Said For Cocaine...he Said Yeah.
So the Man Came Up His Nose.

I Gave That Bitch Munchkin some of that Cockcaine.

When She Snorted that shit she Was tearing up then she sac Taped me.

by raarooootheshittalkingdog June 18, 2009

cockstab

1. To metaphorically stab someone with your metaphorical cock, and not in a good way. Cause much pain and humiliation from a dominant position.

2. Someone who is such a dick that it is painful to listen to them talk.

1. I was hauling minerals to Jita and was totally cockstabbed by some assholes.

2. That grunk is such a cockstab.

by Yegolev August 9, 2007

cockaraina

a special dance seducing all, the moves include spinning around on your dick

dude last night i did the cockaraina

by tripp and justin made this December 4, 2007

cockstaggeringly

'A truly dreadful word which whilst trying to portray something as amazing infact conveys the exact opposite message'

We are collectively geeked out of our frickin’ gourds to announce that New Exciting Brewery will be launching our cockstaggeringly gorgeous cans throughout exciting West coast city on anytime soon.

by Mr Hefty October 1, 2013

gialapanos Cocksmanship

Greek blowjob usually involving short or heavy females.

That gialapanos cocksmanship was on point. No teeth or anything

by Jaguar Charlie August 31, 2020