Cockblocked by Jesus

When an attractive girl will not date you because you think that Christianity is hogwash.

Girl: Sorry but I want a relationship that is sanctioned by the Almighty God.

Friend: ooooh boy, you just got cockblocked by Jesus

by bombus August 18, 2010

Cockblocktober

October 2011.

The time period between October 4, 2011 and November 8, 2011.

The first hiatus of the third season of Glee. It is nicknamed "Cockblocktober" because a few days before the hiatus began, it was revealed that characters Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson are going to have sex with each other for the first time in the episode that airs on November 8th. The episode is highly anticipated by the fandom, but they must wait an entire month until it happens, thus instigating a cockblock among the fandom.

Person 1: How excited are you to see Kurt and Blaine have sex?
Person 2: So excited! I can't believe we have to suffer through Cockblocktober though.

by itcouldhappen--neversaynever October 5, 2011

Cockblock Abu

A Cockblock Abu, or CBA, is any person or creature that hinders the sexual conquests of his companion. The origin stems from the Disney classic, Aladdin, where Aladdin's advances at tapping Jasmine were constantly thwarted by the presence of his god-forsaken primate sidekick.

"Bro, Kevin would NOT leave the room last night. He was being such a Cockblock Abu!"

by TeamAladdin March 16, 2009

cockblockin

1. The act of interfering with anothers attempts to gratify themselves. Usualy sexualy, but does not have to be.

2. Hatin. Being a Hater. Interupting ones advances upon another individual.

1. Yo, I tried to fuck Keshia but her sister was cockblockin by staying in the room with us.

2. Im tryna get my freak on with this chick in the club, but the bouncer keeps cockblockin.

by Leezy October 9, 2006

cockblockalips

when a women has overly huge external labia that fold over the entrance to the vagina, preventing entry.

I wanted to have sex with her, until I noticed the cockblockalips

by Ian Dustrial June 22, 2011

Cockblocking coalition

A well coordinated group effort attempting to interfere with your chances of scoring

Her friends formed a multi-layered cockblocking coalition that was impenetrable.

by EddieWins September 10, 2019

cockblockatron

1 Someone who cannot stop being a cockblock, and seems to have a man-crush on one of their friends who they cockblock, or someone who is unhappy with their situation so they want to make their friends suffer by cockblocking them.

2 Someone who seems to cockblock everybody all of the time for no apparent reason.

Sam is such a cockblockatron, he keeps showing up whenever im trying to get some ass.

by anononononomyous December 27, 2008